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The atmosphere was ambiguously spooky. A cute little kid started to hear voices, because we need some semblance of a motive here, and murdered every person in his home. Then he died and became a ghost, because everyone is still scared of ghosts. Twenty years later, a gaggle of teenage girls and a single teenage boy travel to the middle of nowhere and rent a house in the woods. One girl, Eve, warned them that something strange and ambiguously spooky was in those woods, but no one listened so they moved in anyway. But little did they know that the ghost of the murderous cute-looking child still remained. That very night, the lights began to flicker on and off on their own. Only Eve and the guy,
but her phone
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But wait! How did a cat get there?
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Shut up.
They all went back to sleep. Early in the morning, another girl, named Betsy, got up and went to the bathroom to brush her teeth. All the lights were still off, but she
The other girl turned around to reveal glowing red eyes. '''"
Tasha screamed and started to run down the hallway, but she tripped on a speck of dust and fell on her face. As Betsy walked at the whopping speed of 1 MPH, Tasha struggled to keep on forward, her teenagerly womanly hormones obviously getting in the way of her survival. Then she tripped on a rock that was once stuck to
Stacy and Bob were lying in the room they slept in, engaging in the process of human reproduction and courtship. Bob was using all of the drugs they warned you about in school. There was a knock on the door. "Let me in," whispered Betsy.
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RIP Bob and Stacy.
At the time, Eve was sitting in the living room with two identical twins, Ophelia and Jane. When they heard the screams, they tried to rush upstairs, as they finally suspected that something was terribly wrong and it
"Split up!" said Jane.
"Good idea!" Ophelia exclaimed. So they all split up and ran in opposite directions. Jane went out into the woods and jumped into the car, hoping to drive to safety, but the car
The rest of them found the error of their ways and rejoined in the living room, all of them knowing in their gut that Jane was no more. But alas, the television began to show static, and the ghost boy broke the fourth wall. "What do you want?!" screamed Ophelia. "
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All three of them screamed in unison. Then Eve grabbed a box that said '''Ghost Evaporator,''' because
Then Ophelia and Eve ran to the basement attempting to communicate, but the creaking stairs were so loud that they
And then zombies, because this is America.
This is a true story, people.
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