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but her phone didn’t work either!
"Let’s get out of here!
But wait! How did a cat get there?
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Shut up.
They all went back to sleep. Early in the morning, another girl, named Betsy, got up and went to the bathroom to brush her teeth. All the lights were still off, but she didn’t care, so she seized her toothbrush and looked in the mirror. But her reflection started to move! In horror, she screamed, but the scary thing in the mirror morphed into a little blond boy with pale skin and glowing red eyes. Her screams woke up her friend Tasha, who crept into the hallway, hoping to hear Betsy say she was fine. But unfortunately, all she heard was the voice of a young child slowly singing a nursery rhyme no one actually cares about. She didn’t catch most of the words, but "I’m coming for
The other girl turned around to reveal glowing red eyes. '''"I’m not Betsy anymore, dear.
Tasha screamed and started to run down the hallway, but she tripped on a speck of dust and fell on her face. As Betsy walked at the whopping speed of 1 MPH, Tasha struggled to keep on forward, her teenagerly womanly hormones obviously getting in the way of her survival. Then she tripped on a rock that was once stuck to someone’s shoe and lay there like a flattened pancake for two seconds before Betsy/the Cute Innocent Child caught up with her. RIP Tasha.
Stacy and Bob were lying in the room they slept in, engaging in the process of human reproduction and courtship. Bob was using all of the drugs they warned you about in school. There was a knock on the door. "Let me in,
"What do you need?
"Things which you shall never understand, dear.
"She sounds normal! Just turn the dial to the left and come in!
RIP Bob and Stacy.
At the time, Eve was sitting in the living room with two identical twins, Ophelia and Jane. When they heard the screams, they tried to rush upstairs, as they finally suspected that something was terribly wrong and it wasn’t just Tasha screwing with them. This is why we can’t have nice things, Tasha. Oh right, you’re dead. But before the girls could make it up, Betsy ran down the stairs crying and ranting about how she had just been possessed by the ghost of a murderous child. Everyone started screaming wildly, and they all began to feel the ghost child’s presence among them. "What should we do?
"Split up!
"Good idea!
The rest of them found the error of their ways and rejoined in the living room, all of them knowing in their gut that Jane was no more. But alas, the television began to show static, and the ghost boy broke the fourth wall. "What do you want?!
''"I’m insane,
All three of them screamed in unison. Then Eve grabbed a box that said '''Ghost Evaporator,''' because that’s just something normal people keep in their houses. Betsy leapt at the ghost, but she died. RIP Betsy.
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