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I used to be normal, and you won't believe this, but this entire thing happened. Seriously. Don't read this, or you'll be cursed. I can't write too much into detail, because I'm gonna die soon.
Like, I was an intern at Popcap Games, but then I saw a garage sale. I went there and found someone was selling Pokemon Hyper-realistic dead edition 666 and Spongebob's Dead Truth Part 0. He was begging me to buy them. Well, Not exactly
Lately, I have not trusted anonymous people, but I downloaded it.
Then I dug a spot into my game collection to put Pokemon Hyper-realistic dead edition in, then I found Sonic Adventure 2. I remember this game. I had a bunch of chao, but one I named
However, I felt kind of worried, because some of the stuff I did is quite creepypasta-ish. But I didn't care. I wanted to boot up my favorite childhood game. I went to the Chao Garden, and selected Tails, because he's my second favorite Sonic Character (Espio's my favorite, but he's not in the game.)
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Everything was okay. Roxy was the same as always, and all my chaos greeted me. I fed them all, and went to the normal game to grab some nodes to power up Roxy. When I got a full set of them and returned to the chao garden, I saw some bad sights.
My chaos, not including Roxy, were all staring at me. One I called Chaolin went up to me and said
Afterwards, one of them I didn't even bother to name (I didn't give half a smeerp's rotting ass about that one) jumped up to Tails and brutally beat him up. Somehow, Tails was still alive. Tails asked why the Chao didn't put him out of his misery, crying a river. It replied
Lovely. My entire Chao garden is going against me. Roxy was horrified by this, and tackled the Chao. The two of them fought. Roxy, since I actually bothered to train him, was much stronger than his opponent. The Chao didn't even stand a chance. Roxy devoured him brutally. Chaolin then confronted him, and actually bit him. Roxy punched her in the face, then choke-held her. He then jumped into the water and stuck Chaolin's face into it. She eventually drowned.
Ludicrous as the fight was, I thought it was pretty cool. Roxy walked up to Tail, and said
He grabbed Tails's hand and dragged him into the downstairs garden. I paused the game and went to turn on the computer, because I wanted to calm my nerves. My computer changed its background to that creepy
Ending that was a noise from the TV.
Loosely, I found a connection between the two. Roxy is tampering with my computer! I selected Exit Game and went in with Shadow instead. When I entered the normal chao garden, nobody was there. So I went to the downstairs one. Roxy was there.
My heart was beating, and I heard a voice in my head saying
Egh. That was a cruel joke. I took the SA2 case and put in the real Sonic Adventure 2. I threw the other one out the window. I decided to calm my nerves with Spongebob's Dead Truth, since Spongebob always calmed me down (When it isn't a season 5 onwards episode). I booted up the episode, then a title card said
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Potty: Thank you.
Patchy: Can I have a break now?
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Potty: SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
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After that, it blacked out for three seconds, then came another title card. This time, it said
I did some research on Spongebob's Dead Truth, and it said that exactly 335 people commit suicide over the episode, and the creators of the tape were executed.
I will never watch Spongebob ever again.
Now it's about time I delved into Pokemon Hyper-realistic dead edition. It was a rom-hack of Pokemon Y. The theme song sounded like it was making letters. It started with a K, then an I, then an L, then an- you know what, let's just cut to the chase. It spelled out
When I got to choose my starter, I had a choice between Aegislash, Gengar and Sableye. I chose Aegislash, because honestly, screw the other two. My Aegislash had the moves Curse, Kill, Them and All. I used Curse. My opponent's Froakie died. By the way, this is 100% death. Not Faint, Death. So edgy.
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I got the chance to nickname my Aegislash. I was prepared to know what I had to do. I named it KillThemAll. When I got to Lumiose city, the city was replaced by Lavender Town. Beforehand, I caught a Spiritomb, Misdreavus. Shuppet and Duskull. I then found a Shiny mew! I caught it.
The mew couldn't be nicknamed. I checked its stats, and its nature was Bloodthirsty, and its message was
I exited the pokemon menu, then moved on to the next route. I encountered some Unown. The first one was a K. You know exactly what's going to happen. After the unown, I saw a bloodied Sylveon. I just ignored it. Then, I saw a level 100 Mew! It had the moves Aura Sphere, Psychic, Dark Pulse and Shadow Ball. I knew EXACTLY what this mew was.
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So, story time! My first Pokemon game was Soul Silver. My brother got a Cyndaquil. That Cyndaquil doesen't matter (Flametail, if you're reading this, don't take that as an offense. I still love you.). After a bit, I checked the Mystery Gift, and it gave me a Mew. I cherished this Mew. It was my first level 100. I brought it to Pokemon White, then over to Pokemon Y.
The Mew said
I took the card out and smashed it. But then it regenerated. I smashed it again, so I can't show any footage. I went to my normal Pokemon Y and played with Mew in the Amie for the rest of the day.
The next day, I decided to go for that Super Mario World Rom hack. I played it, expecting more
I decided to sleep for the night, then I prayed to Shrek.
When I got into the bed, the guy that sold me Pokemon Hyper-realistic dead edition and Spongebob's dead truth appeared, and stabbed me. I was still alive. I saw that the said guy was actually Sonic.EXE. Then, Slenderman, Jeff the Killer, Happy Appy, Demon R.J., BRVR, Roxy, Red, The Blood Whistle, Ihsoy and Doge appeared. They all ganged up on me and I died.
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