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"I am the ship. My name is Jack."
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Jack pointed to the crow's nest on top of the ship to get my attention.
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|Jack pointed to the crow’s nest on top of the ship to get my attention.
"What about you, what's your name?"
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"Stu."
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"Alright, we need to get you a better name."
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"How about... Jack?"
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|”What about you, what’s your name?”
"Jack it is."
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I was the new pirate captain Jack Sparrow!
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I then told my crew to get a move on it. I didn't have time to play around.
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They dragged a chest down to the water and I climbed aboard it.
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|”Stu.”
I opened up the chest and took out some rope.
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"What's that for?" Dreyfus asked.
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"It's a present for our new... friend."
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Dreyfus' eyes widened.
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|“Alright, we need to get you a better name.”
I was too impatient to climb up the mast, so I decided to just throw the noose over the side. I stood on a barrel and reached out as far as I could.
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"May God have mercy on us all..." I said.
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I grabbed the rope and wrapped it around my arm. I tossed over the side of the ship and fell a good ten feet before the rope stopped me.
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"Ouch." I said.
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|”How about… Jack?”
I coughed and tried to catch my breath.
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"What happens if the wind should change?" Dreyfus asked from below.
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"We'll be here for awhile," I called down.
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Suddenly, the kraken appeared and ate Dreyfus.
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|”Jack it is.”
I watched in horror as the tentacled beast spasmed and grew several new tentacles, each as long or longer than I was.
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The beast continued to squirm and evolve and I slowly realized that it was becoming Stuart Little.
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I pulled myself onto the deck and rushed over to him.
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Stuart Little looked up at me with his large black eyes and shook his head.
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|I was the new pirate captain Jack Sparrow!
"No... no..."
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He couldn't believe his beady little eyes.
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He then broke into a smile and started to hop around.
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"I will eat you Stuart Little." I said.
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|I then told my crew to get a move on it. I didn’t have time to play around.
Stuart Little bursted into tears and buried his face in his skeletal hands.
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"No, please don't."
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I then walked over to the screen door and looked back at him.
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"Frankly my dear... I don't give a damn." I said.
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|They dragged a chest down to the water and I climbed aboard it.
I turned back around and walked out onto the porch.
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I then sat down in a wicker chair and sighed as the sun warmed my skin.
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I then died of old age before anything else happened.
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The camera faded to black and the credits roll.
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|I opened up the chest and took out some rope.
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|-
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|
| colspan="2" |
|-
|−
|”What’s that for?” Dreyfus asked.
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|-
|−
|
| colspan="2" |
|-
|−
|”It’s a present for our new… friend.”
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|-
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|
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|-
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|Dreyfus’ eyes widened.
| colspan="2" |
|-
|−
|
| colspan="2" |
|-
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|I was too impatient to climb up the mast, so I decided to just throw the noose over the side. I stood on a barrel and reached out as far as I could.
| colspan="2" |
|-
|−
|
| colspan="2" |
|-
|−
|”May God have mercy on us all…” I said.
| colspan="2" |
|-
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|
| colspan="2" |
|-
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|I grabbed the rope and wrapped it around my arm. I tossed over the side of the ship and fell a good ten feet before the rope stopped me.
| colspan="2" |
|-
|−
|
| colspan="2" |
|-
|−
|”Ouch.” I said.
| colspan="2" |
|-
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|
| colspan="2" |
|-
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|I coughed and tried to catch my breath.
| colspan="2" |
|-
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|
| colspan="2" |
|-
|−
|”What happens if the wind should change?” Dreyfus asked from below.
| colspan="2" |
|-
|−
|
| colspan="2" |
|-
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|”We’ll be here for awhile,” I called down.
| colspan="2" |
|-
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|
| colspan="2" |
|-
|−
|Suddenly, the kraken appeared and ate Dreyfus.
| colspan="2" |
|-
|−
|
| colspan="2" |
|-
|−
|I watched in horror as the tentacled beast spasmed and grew several new tentacles, each as long or longer than I was.
| colspan="2" |
|-
|−
|
| colspan="2" |
|-
|−
|The beast continued to squirm and evolve and I slowly realized that it was becoming Stuart Little.
| colspan="2" |
|-
|−
|
| colspan="2" |
|-
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|I pulled myself onto the deck and rushed over to him.
| colspan="2" |
|-
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|
| colspan="2" |
|-
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|Stuart Little looked up at me with his large black eyes and shook his head.
| colspan="2" |
|-
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|
| colspan="2" |
|-
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|”No… no…”
| colspan="2" |
|-
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|
| colspan="2" |
|-
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|He couldn’t believe his beady little eyes.
| colspan="2" |
|-
|−
|
| colspan="2" |
|-
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|He then broke into a smile and started to hop around.
| colspan="2" |
|-
|−
|
| colspan="2" |
|-
|−
|”I will eat you Stuart Little.” I said.
| colspan="2" |
|-
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|
| colspan="2" |
|-
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|Stuart Little bursted into tears and buried his face in his skeletal hands.
| colspan="2" |
|-
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|-
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|”No, please don’t.”
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|-
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|-
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|I then walked over to the screen door and looked back at him.
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|-
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|
| colspan="2" |
|-
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|”Frankly my dear… I don’t give a damn.” I said.
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|-
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|
| colspan="2" |
|-
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|I turned back around and walked out onto the porch.
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|-
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|
| colspan="2" |
|-
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|I then sat down in a wicker chair and sighed as the sun warmed my skin.
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|-
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|-
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|I then died of old age before anything else happened.
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|-
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|The camera faded to black and the credits roll.
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