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'''I shrugged it off and watched some Undertale porn and went to bed while singing nursery rhymes to myself.'''
=='''April ???'''==
<p dir="ltr">'''The next day I woke up, I heard screaming from outside. There, I saw every trollpasta character I had read and more had come to life!!! But who could have been powerful enough to do so? '''</p><p dir="ltr">'''Then I heard a voice behind me. It was an elegant voice that spoke with such class and manner. It made Morgan Freeman sound like Hillary Clinton on a unicycle talking about gun control while on acid and crack at the same time. The voice dwarfed the most beautiful things I had heard and seen in my life. I turned around to face the very embodiment of class and elegance. I turned around to see Sir Evil Patrixxx of Darkness, dressed in a tuxedo with a monocle, with two gorgeous anime girls at his sides.'''</p>
'''"It is I, Evil Patrixxx. I have come here to end you," he said.'''
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'''The last thing I remembered before he sent my soul to hell was the hyper-realistic blood the oozed out his eyes and moth and that evil monocle of is.'''
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