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=='''April 20th, 2001'''==
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=='''April 20thn't'''==
<p dir="ltr">'''The next day I woke up and went on my computer. I had gotten a text on Instant Message! It said, "Do not turn around", so like any normal person--I turned around. Suddenly, a skeleton popped out, with hyper-realistic blood oozing from it's eyes. I looked down on my lap to see Tail's Doll!'''</p><p dir="ltr">'''Then I woke up to find out it was just a nightmare.'''</p><p dir="ltr">'''I went on my computer, to find I had a message. It read, "That was not just an ordinary spoopy dream. It was a hallucination from I, the most powerful demon to exist. This shall be the rise of the trollpastas. I will create an army, and bring every single one of them to life."'''</p><p dir="ltr">I''' was severely absolutely terrified! Who could it be? Who was the most powerful demon to exist?'''</p>
▲<p dir="ltr">'''I shrugged it off and watched some Undertale porn and went to bed while singing nursery rhymes to myself.'''</p>
=='''April ???'''==
<p dir="ltr">'''The next day I woke up, I heard screaming from outside. There, I saw every trollpasta character I had read and more had come to life!!! But who could have been powerful enough to do so? '''</p>
▲<p dir="ltr">'''Then I heard a voice behind me. It was an elegant voice that spoke with such class and manner. It made Morgan Freeman sound like Hillary Clinton on a unicycle talking about gun control while on acid and crack at the same time. The voice dwarfed the most beautiful things I had heard and seen in my life. I turned around to face the very embodiment of class and elegance. I turned around to see Sir Evil Patrixxx of Darkness, dressed in a tuxedo with a monocle, with two gorgeous anime girls at his sides.'''</p>
▲<p dir="ltr">'''"It is I, Evil Patrixxx. I have come here to end you," he said.'''</p>
▲<p dir="ltr">'''"But why?" I said as Evil Patrixx turned me to dust. Then he brought be back to life to kill be again my blasting me with laser eyes.'''</p>
▲<p dir="ltr">'''"Because my child," he said as he morphed into an Evil-Patirxx-Thanos hybrid. "It is my time to rule this pointless world."'''</p>
<p dir="ltr">'''Then he brought me back to life and suffocated me with anime girl thighs.'''</p>▼
<p dir="ltr">'''I come here to warn you of the unstoppable, invincible, and immortal force that is Evil Patrixxx.'''</p>▼
<p dir="ltr">'''The last thing I remembered before he sent my soul to hell was the hyper-realistic blood the oozed out his eyes and moth and that evil monocle of is.'''</p>▼
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