The scary Mario theory!!!: Difference between revisions

And to you I say FUCK YOU I'VE PROVEN THIS IN EVERY WAY I'M RIGHT, OKAY??? So, Donkey Kong used a machine to turn Mario into a human. But the reason why Donkey Kong didn't press the button 'Turn human back to monkey' when he saw how ugly Mario looked, was that he actually did. But since Mario hadn't been made 100% human, he climbed up on the zapper that should turn him human and swung it towards poor Donkey Kong. So now Donkey Kong was a dumb ape. Then another sceintist came in and saw the ugly Mario. So he threw Mario out in the trash. There, princess toadstool saw him and thought he was kinda cute (Don't ask me why) so she took him with her to the mushroom kingdom. Oh, and by the way, Luigi was created with the machine too.

 

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