The story of Janus: Difference between revisions

 

But then God came down with His intelligent smile and restored Janus's turd. Feeling pleased, God smote the aliens for their injustice.  Then He got in His gas-guzzling, ecology-destroying, tankish SUV and jettisoned away with the fortitude of  half a million 3-legged wallabies running from a little pack of long-haired sea monkeys. Janus tripped with joy when he saw this. His turd was safe. It was a good thing, too, because in seven minutes his favorite TV show,  Two and a Half Men, was going to come on (followed immediately by 'When South American hissing sloths meet weapon of mass destruction'). Janus was ecstatic. And so, everyone except Jeff and a few unborn fetus-toting albino cats lived blissfully happy, forever after.