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'''So, it all started on a Monday. The day was the 6/6/6 and I was playing my SEXbox. I was beating off while playing Shrek: The Hyper Realistic Game 17. I got it for free at a garage sale from some old man. But then, my dad, Lord Fuckwad came in and thrusted his hyper realistic cock into the TV screen. I screamed at him and he said "You are a fucking disappointment to this family. Shrek is drek." But then the mighty orgelord jumped out of Fuckwad's tiny anus. Shrek let out a mighty ogre roar and his dick grew over 999,999,999 metres that it violetly ripped out of Shrek's pants. The whole universe now orbited around his mega orge penis. It was awesome! But I looked at the now broken screen of the TV and saw the title screen now had hyper realistic blood everywhere. Definitely a glitch. Shrek shoved his dick tip up the little fucker Fuckwad'a ass. He screamed and hyper realistic cum came out of his mouth. My dick was so erect. Shrek whispered in Fuckwad's ear: "It's all ogre, laddeh." I was still beating my dick off and I cummed ogre 9000 gallons of cum out of my woody cock. Shrek went to kiss me but then Bill Gates magically materialised a portal and jumped through. He got out a knife and walked to Shrek... Then made a sandwich. He suggested we watched some gay hentai. We all sat on the couch and beat off. Shrek was stroking his 999,999,999 metre long penis and I was beating off while Bill ate his sandwich. Then in a super hyper mega realistic explosion came the omega universe police. "Shrek you drek fucker you fucked up the whole galaxy." Said one, but Shrek produced a katana and
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