The videoiest scared reve!!2

A Refresher

Hello, my name is Kevin. Remember the incident that I used no grammar talking to you about? Yeah. That was 10 years ago. I am 14 now. That video still traumatizes me, and I still wonder "How the fuck did I get hold of a dildo and find a video in my dickhole?" Yeah, I wondered how the hell that satanic event happened, but never mind that. I am Kevin, and this is my second experience.

The Retarded Intro

So, I was minding my own business, in my home, making myself dinner (I moved out, and I somehow got bajillions of dollars.) and I found a video game that I had lodged up my ass, along with that chainsaw, and it was titled "BEN SUFFOCATED". I had jizzed my pants because how horny it made me, and I put it in my PS666, which was really an Atari 269292499588372956582994. I then read on the screen, that it said: "You fucking idiot, this is an n64 gaygame. Put it in that console, idiot." I got up, but when I did, the screen said "LOLSKELETONS, JKZ xD" then it exploded and so did my homohouse.

The HooHspitololololol

I woke up in the hospital, because my mom found me when she tried to rape me because she thought I was dead, and she was a necrophiliac, and it had to be there for eternity, so, I sat there for eternity but then reminded time and ended this short section of this trollpasta.

The GayGame Start

I had went to the whoever visits this wiki is pathetic and stupid wikia, and it said under day eight "Vandalize". So I did. And then the next day I found out I had been blocked. I wondered angrily "If there was a vandalize button, why couldn't I vandalize it?" I flipped a table and remembered the game. I then put the game in the PS666, which was really an Atari 269292499588372956582994, and started up without getting in the hospital.

The Whorifying GayGame

I started playing when I noticed that everything was white and filled with hippies with accooostecok guitars and weed. I walked around, and then died. Then the game ended. Then I died. Then the room died. Then the house died. Then the street died. Then the block died. Then the city died. Then the county died. Then the state died. Then 1/4th of the country died. Then 1/2 of the country died. Then the whole country died. Then the continent died. Then the ocean died. Then the world died. Then the sun died. Then the solar system died. Then the galaxy died. Then the dimensions died. Then the universe died. Then I found out it was just the game. I saw a guy saying: "In Soviet Russia, that shouldn't have done you!" Then laughing. I screamed then took the game out of the console and burned it. The end. Umad?