There's An Orange On The Freaking Floor: Difference between revisions

Once upon a time, there was a child. The child was a heterosexual male notorious for being a homosexual female. He loved to munch on big, juicy oranges. One day, he dropped an orange on the floor. He waited 6 seconds, then retrieved the orange from the floor. He ate it. The next day, his homosexual girlfriend bought a pet unicorn which drank a lot of lemonade, while doing a handstand on Kim Jong-Un. Kim Jong-Un had fat, delicious breasts that were considered a delicacy in the Mushroom Kingdom. Unfortunately, the orange fell on the floor again,▼

It got contaminated by Justin Bieber. Justin Bieber ate the orange and then the child ate the orange. This created a very romantic relationship between the child and Justin Bieber. That all changed when the child found out Justin Bieber is a female. Trust me, this is scary, you just don't feel it because you never immersed with the characters. Anyways, the child was Kim Jong-Un, the #1 biggest fan of Justin Bieber. Justin Bieber was a notorious dictator who obsessed with nukes. He later changed his face through the power of Satan Kirby, and became a singer who's vocal chords could even shatter a black hole.▼