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Once upon a time, there was a
▲Once upon a time, there was a child. The child was a heterosexual male notorious for being a homosexual female. He loved to munch on big, juicy oranges. One day, he dropped an orange on the floor. He waited 6 seconds, then retrieved the orange from the floor. He ate it. The next day, his homosexual girlfriend bought a pet unicorn which drank a lot of lemonade, while doing a handstand on Kim Jong-Un. Kim Jong-Un had fat, delicious breasts that were considered a delicacy in the Mushroom Kingdom. Unfortunately, the orange fell on the floor again,
It got contaminated by Justin Bieber. Justin Bieber ate the orange and then the
But then, it happened. KirbyForceOfDestruction realized how mediocre his work is, and handed it over to Nicolas Cage to see if he could do a better job. Hi, this is Nicolas Cage, this is almost as scary as a bee. I'm Ghost Rider, but that's only on Monday when I'm not stoned with Vladimir Putin, my last name is Cage because my wife is like a cage. I'm breaking the 4th wall, looooooool. That's not the only type of wall I break. I'm referring to vaginas, by the way. Hahahaha
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It didn't matter because Nicolas Cage was ready to take his FOTM.
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