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It got contaminated by Justin Bieber. Justin Bieber ate the orange and then the
▲[[File:Orange.jpg|thumb|240px|THE ORANGE. IT'S ON THE FREAKING DANG FLOOR!]]Once upon a time, there was a child. The child was a heterosexual male notorious for being a homosexual female. He loved to munch on big, juicy oranges. One day, he dropped an orange on the floor. He waited 6 seconds, then retrieved the orange from the floor. He ate it. The next day, his homosexual girlfriend bought a pet unicorn which drank a lot of lemonade, while doing a handstand on Kim Jong-Un. Kim Jong-Un had fat, delicious breasts that were considered a delicacy in the Mushroom Kingdom. Unfortunately, the orange fell on the floor again,
▲It got contaminated by Justin Bieber. Justin Bieber ate the orange and then the child ate the orange. This created a very romantic relationship between the child and Justin Bieber. That all changed when the child found out Justin Bieber is a female. Trust me, this is scary, you just don't feel it because you never immersed with the characters. Anyways, the child was Kim Jong-Un, the #1 biggest fan of Justin Bieber. Justin Bieber was a notorious dictator who obsessed with nukes. He later changed his face through the power of Satan Kirby, and became a singer who's vocal chords could even shatter a black hole.
But then, it happened. KirbyForceOfDestruction realized how mediocre his work is, and handed it over to Nicolas Cage to see if he could do a better job. Hi, this is Nicolas Cage, this is almost as scary as a bee. I'm Ghost Rider, but that's only on Monday when I'm not stoned with Vladimir Putin, my last name is Cage because my wife is like a cage. I'm breaking the 4th wall, looooooool. That's not the only type of wall I break. I'm referring to vaginas, by the way. Hahahaha
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It didn't matter because Nicolas Cage was ready to take his FOTM.
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