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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">He looked real shabby, too, and had a black hood up to try to hide his face. He ran up and gave me a Nintendo 64 cartridge.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">"Awesome!" I said. I
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">Later on when the
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">At home, my parents came home for just a few minutes before leaving again. They were super-pale and were missing their noses, mouths, and eyes, I think. They told me they had to do something in Spain for while or something. I don't know... I never really look at them.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">I was happy the console started up. The cartridge was green with something written in blood covered ink, "
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">"Never heard of it..." I thought to myself.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">The second I put the cartridge in, sparks, green stuff and blood came flying from the Nintendo 64. Just a glitch, I thought. The TV floated off its stand and started flying in a clockwise motion. That had never happened to me before, and I started to think that the cartridge added features to the console.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">A pink face appeared on the screen. It was hyper-ultra-realistic, I mean photo-quality, and it was of someone I read about in newspapers. They had said, "BEWARE EVIL PATRIXX! HIS REIGN IS NIGH!" and it showed Evil Patrixxx in front of pictures of flames. I
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">A sound came from the TV, "BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZYOUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZ" and the pink, terrifying face started materializing in front of the screen. Just a head was floating, and it was a smilling Evil Patrixxx. In horror, I picked up a pillow and hugged it. To my horror, blood and pasta started oozing from it, so I threw it on the ground and picked up a toy instead. The toy had blood from the pillow, so I threw it on the ground also.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">"I WILL X YOU OUT!" Yelled Evil Patrixxx. I wanted to run away, but I was lazy. His head formed a body under it, and he flew at me. The floating shoe from earlier in the day tried to stop him, but Evil Patrixxx swatted it away. The shoe was thrown into the corner of a desk and was mortally injured. A large hole opened up along its rim, and blood rushed out of it. In pain, it continued to protect me and vainly threw itself at Evil Patrixxx. It was bounced off by an EVIL SHIELD this time, and hit the ground, crushed. Tears welled up in my eyes. I
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">Right when Evil Patrixxx reached me, I was expecting to die but instead was transported to a pixelated world. In the side of the world was a TV screen, and I could see my room through it. I was in the game!</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">There was lots of pixelated blood everywhere, some was even realistic. The sky was red, and so was the stuff covered in blood. After an extended silence of standing around, doing nothing, I screamed as loudly as I could.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">The
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">"Ha ha ha!" I heard a high-pitched laugh in the distance. I also heard the sound of an engine.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">Driving through the blood was a car shaped like a hamburger, and it was coming at me. I ran out of its way just in time to see a yellow sponge-man and star-fish man laughing like crazy while driving this giant hamburger. As they hit a mailbox on the side of the road, laughing, the car lost bits and pieces of its hamburger side. Even a bite appeared!</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">The sight was the most god-awful thing
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">I started running in circles, screaming.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">Evil Patrixxx came up from the direction of the giant pineapple, screaming out, "
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">I screamed and ran to the giant screen showing my room, and somehow ended up there. I turned off my TV, but it
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">Evil Patrixxx was there! He said, "Thank you for releasing me! Now the world is DOOMED!"</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">"I thought you were dead!" I yelled.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">"I was!" He said. "You released Evil Patrixxx,
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">He ran into my house and screamed loudly, "NOOO!" as a loud "Bang!" filled the air, along with a sickening crushing and eating noise.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">"I wonder if
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">I ran inside and saw him in front of the refrigerator, holding an empty box of doughnuts.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">"No!
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">I yelled at the guy, "How do we get rid of Evil Patrixxx?!"</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">The guy finally took down the hood he had on, revealing himself to be... A bum! Or just a really shaggy person. No… Shaggy from Scooby-doo-doo!</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">"We need to put him back in the game," He said. "
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">I was glad I
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">I ran downstairs and threw the cartridge at Evil
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">"Oh!" Said Evil Patrixxx, a look of surprise covering his face as he lifted his head from the toilet seat he had been eating. "Slendy had invited me to dinner!"</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">He turned around and said something like, "Blue sca-doo, we can too!" and jumped into the game cartridge.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">"Well,
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">Shaggy took the cartridge and gave it to me.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">"Hey,
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">"I was waiting for Scooby to get out of the school, but he took days, you know? I started freezing to death, man!"</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">Buddy,
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">Shouting in the street, gonna eat the whole world someday</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">Buddy
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 8pt;">A brain-dead waste</p>
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