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My mom screamed in horror, and that's where my memory of the incident ends.
Anyway, my nostalgia got triggered after seeing the iFunny post and I got a raging boner. I started reminiscing over all of the times I had watching Thomas the Tank Engine. It was always my favorite anime; it's way better than that weeaboo trash like Sword Art Online. I decided to bring back all of my joyous memories by watching some of my favorite episodes. With that thought in mind, I logged onto ZippCast (yeah, I'm hipster like that, DEAL WITH IT) and searched for Thomas episodes. However, the only thing I found was a 7-second long video that was just a black screen and a block of white text. The text stated, "hey u dumbass wanna c sum lost Thomas episode luk in da discripshun ov da vidyo kthxbai" and it seemed very suspicious. I checked the description and all that was there was a fishy adfly link. Under normal circumstances I would just ignore this link, but my urge to relive my childhood were too great that I caved in and clicked the link anyway...
''What did John find? Were the images that lay behind that link too hyper-realistic? Does John have erectile dysfunction? All these questions and more answered NEXT WEEK or some shit, whenever I finish this''
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