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There once was a family in some generic-as-hell suburban neighborhood who never gave two fucks. One particular day, their youngest daughter found a mysterious video tape on their porch. Because she was fucked on the head one-too-many times during her early childhood, she decided to play it upstairs in the attic because FAR too many pastas have done this, so will it make a difference where she watches it? Yeah, I don't think so.▼
▲There once was a family in some generic-as-hell suburban neighborhood who never gave two fucks. One particular day, their
She began playing it on some bulky-ass TV that hasn't been touched for years now and pondered why the fuck anyone would keep shit like this.
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She was all like "NOPE NOPE NOPITY NOPE, LOLNOPE, NOOOOOOOOOOOOPE." Then she snapped her own neck with a barbwire-wrapped dildo.
The bitchy mother of the now-dead
She finally came up to the attic where she began poking her dead daughter's mangled ass and bitching to almost no extent.
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Then she killed every single family member by strangling them with a string of frozen semen.
Then she killed the family dog by asphyxiating the bitch (yes, it was female...) with a
Then their senile grandparent's came because they thought it was Thanksgiving already and their sense of timing is fucked with an iron fist and disemboweled and chained to a dirty motel mattress.
When they saw the bloody-ass bodies, they passed out on top of each other and died of old age in that same position and were showcased in a German museum in that same position that really looks like they were humping each other.
Then the videotape disappeared because fuck logic and began reappearing and killing all the other bitches in the 'hood, then focused on America itself.
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