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There once was a family in some generic-as-hell suburban neighborhood who never gave two fucks. One particular day, their youngest daughter found a mysterious video tape on their porch. Because she was fucked on the head one-too-many times during her early childhood, she decided to play it upstairs in the attic because FAR too many pastas have done this, so will it make a difference where she watches it? Yeah, I don't think so.▼
▲There once was a family in some generic-as-hell suburban neighborhood who never gave two fucks. One particular day, their
She began playing it on some bulky-ass TV that hasn't been touched for years now and pondered why the fuck anyone would keep shit like this.
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She was all like "NOPE NOPE NOPITY NOPE, LOLNOPE, NOOOOOOOOOOOOPE." Then she snapped her own neck with a barbwire-wrapped dildo.
The bitchy mother of the now-dead
She finally came up to the attic where she began poking her dead daughter's mangled ass and bitching to almost no extent.
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And you know what happened next?
And then Krule began sipping a martini while stroking his cat-beard hybrid.
Omai.
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