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There once was a family in some generic-as-hell suburban neighborhood who never gave two fucks. One particular day, their youngest20-year-old daughter found a mysterious video tape on their porch. Because she was fuckeddropped on theher head one-too-many times during her early childhood, she decided to play it upstairs in the attic because FAR too many pastas have done this, so will it make a difference where she watches it? Yeah, I don't think so.
 
She began playing it on some bulky-ass TV that hasn't been touched for years now and pondered why the fuck anyone would keep shit like this.
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She was all like "NOPE NOPE NOPITY NOPE, LOLNOPE, NOOOOOOOOOOOOPE." Then she snapped her own neck with a barbwire-wrapped dildo.
 
The bitchy mother of the now-dead childdaughter was searching for her 'cause she wanted to stuff her ass with food then bake her for Thanksgiving.
 
She finally came up to the attic where she began poking her dead daughter's mangled ass and bitching to almost no extent.
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