Tom Miller's Pissed-Off Reviews: Difference between revisions

The level starts and it's literally just called "..." Yeah it's official, they just fucking gave up at this point. And Get this, i'm playing as eggman but i'm not even in the fucking eggmobile, i'm the lardass doctor standing at the top of a set of stairs. i couldn't get away from this motherfucker as tails and couldn't hit him as knuckles and you expect me to beat this piece of shit with this fatass without his gadgets?! gimme a fuckin' break! And another thing i gotta mention, the music that's playing, admittedly it's pretty nice but one small issue. it's the same fucking song that played in tails' level except not reversed. These fucks were so lazy that they made 1 custom level song and then reversed it to use as the theme of another level. This song belongs in a much better game made by people who aren't lazy fucks. There is literally nowhere to go except down the stairs so you know what time it is folks! That's right! Walking right with no other form of gameplay whatsoever! Goddamnit i am so fucking bored. This level is basically just the first level with tails except with stairs. You walk forward, you go down stairs, you walk forward for like another minute and then guess what? you walk down some more goddamn stairs and then walk some more! and the only change is that the screen gets darker as robotnik goes further forward. Just truly the most steller gameplay of the decade right here. And then without even pretending to give me a chance like it did in the other sections, sonic just fucking appears out of goddamn NOWHERE and then there's 15 fucking seconds of red static. And then this big scary realistic sonic face comes on screen, i guess mocking me for losing to his unavoidable bullshit. After a good 30 seconds of this jackass grinning at me like he's hot shit There's that stupid red static again and there's now nexttext under sonic saying "I AM GOD."