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You're going to piss your pants when I tell you what happens in the middle episode. It's called "Jerry Dies" and it's about how Jerry dies. You may wonder how a mouse can be named jerry. The name jerry is never explicitly stated on the cartoon; it appears sometimes in the intro credits, but other times: it doesn't appear at all.
 
This is really frightening, so stop listening if you are faint of heart. This story…story... may kill you. I told my friend and he died of a heart attack three days later…later... he was just screaming "TOM TOM" all over the hospital ambulance before the coroners finally declared him dead…dead... the absolute terror when everything you love dies.
 
The episode of tom and jerry was titled "Tom and Jerry in…everythingin...everything you love dies!" Seemed like a strange title, but even more disturbing was a cat skeleton with two femur bones placed in X's and a free masons symbol with a moving, rotating eye in the corner. The eye had a single evil eyebrow, peering out at the screen.
 
I just heard this eerie noise coming out as the intro played…played... a sense of doom pervaded the screen as it was very dark, and the drawings were more realistic.
 
Tom starts running like a cartoon cat and the animation is really fast…fast... he's running and chasing jerry while there's a candlestick dancing in the background. Tom looks really, um, disheveled '99 and I swear to god he's wearing a football jersey and a football helmet, the old-timey one, instead of pig skin he's running with a turkey. At first I thought it was a thanksgiving episode, but then I saw that the turkey had a head.
 
This was the episode where tom finally eats jerry. He runs and there's a carpet on the floor and the carpet keeps bunching up until I realize his feet and internal organs are glued to the carpet. Who would staple a cat to a carpet. Then I hear the sound of a loud voice, usually it was a woman, tom's owner, a mama cass type who would declare something to the television viewing public- but here!? Here! It sounded like…Adolphlike...Adolph hitler, the infamous dictator who ruled Germany from 1922 to 1947. "THOMAS! COME GET YOUR CHICKENAPIDDUING!" he screamed, his thick, german accent, but you couldn't see his face. "I'M NOT HITLER!" The hitler-sounding man screamed, but you couldn't see his face, so maybe it wasn't hitler. "I BOUGHT THIS HITLER AT A COSTUME SHOP-" all of a sudden the tape popped, flickered, and tom starting sawing off his leg with a rusty metal saw, it looked like a chicken bone.
 
And then it happened, tom caught jerry, he reaches into the mouse hole, where jerry was, and jerry was screaming, as the mouse trap had snapped shut and snapped his tiny, pulsing, writhing internal organs full of half digested hair and ritz bits crackers, his little mouse eyes shaking as Thomas started shoving his fucking face with his lifelong friend.
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"It's just carbon monoxide." A voice says, but it didn't sound like any voice actor from Hannah Barbara or any other major cartoon studio. A time lapse shows, tom growing more irritated though he's dead, as years pass and the lot is bulldozed, and a funeral home is erected, with matching tom and jerry tombstones.
 
Then you see their ghosts rise up out of the mess and they can just be ghosts for ever. "That's the weird thing about being a ghost." It was Tom, but he had a voice. While tom talked in the tom and jerry live action film, this didn't sound like that tom. This didn't sound like that tom at all. "You live, maybe 12 years, and then you're dead forever. And you're a ghost…foreverghost...forever. I bet you don't even believe in ghosts, or demons, or leprechauns, or jesus, or strawberry milkshakes with all the milk removed. When I find you, and I will, you will join the rest of us in the graveyard. I'm coming for you."
 
The tape flickered, my heart shuttered and I had a small heart attack. You see jerry's writhing internal organs get up and start doing a little dance. "Dance with me." A disembodied voice said. "Dance with your jerry." What the fuck. "Cmon, friend. Dance with your jerry." The organs continued to dance, writhing and the stomach contractions and other pulsations became increasingly morbid as they left the skeleton, crawled for a few seconds, and then collapsed into a bloody pile of puke.
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I couldn't let go- that cat and mouse thing- like a drowning man lining his pockets with gold coins- I dove in after the tape, and hear I am- and hear you are, and who wrote this? Not me, not you, not today, not tomorrow, even in your wildest dreams the worst of the worst is the best of what you'll experience now. And me- I'm just a mouse. I've got to get away- I've gotta run away from that darn cat. I can't escape him- he's a part of me.
 
Don't ever be afraid to leave this world- there's a whole…whole... cartoon kitchen out there and the animators won't even bother to draw you- they're too afraid, so you'll be in every frame, every scene, every part of the scenery. There's a whole- cartoon kitchen out there and me? Pft. I'm fine. I'm the chair in every tom and jerry cartoon. I'm the chair in every tom and jerry cartoon!
 
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