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[[File:Tool's_doll.jpg|thumb|346px|Da supa spooky doll]]
Gill and his buttbuddy Noah were looking for games for their Sega Shit at a spooky old man's yard sale, when they cumed across Sanic R. Gill was going to assk how much the shitty ass game cost, but when he got to the old man, he began to scream at him in HYPER REALISTIC LATIN while his eyes were bluuding and said for them to take the game for free and get out before he raeped them. When Noah heard the old shitface scream in latin and say,
When the race started, Supa Sanic was jerking off on the track by himself after the Ready,Set,Go was said, but it was in LATIN!!!1!!1!
They then went up *stairs to Noah’s bedroom, they had made love in there many times before. When they got to Noah’s bed room, the broken T.V. started to vibrate again and then The Tools Doll came out with a massive hard on. Noah and Gill were now playing another shitty sanic gayme because of what happened. They were playing Sanic Adventure 2 on the Sega Shitcast, when the doorbell rang. Noah and Gill went to answer the door. When they opened it no one was there. Noah closed the door when the doorbell rang again, Noah opened the door and no-one was there. He closed the door but kept his hands on the fucking doorknob. The doorbell rang again, and Noah opened the door as fast as his could, but no one was there. "WHAT THE FUCK!" Noah screamed before seeing that the only thing that was there was a Tools Doll. Noah brought it inside the house(like a dumbass, Tom2.0) and washed what looked like hyper-realistic bluud off of it in the kitchen sink. When he washed the bluud off he sat it up in front of a couple of dishes to dry and went upstairs. That’s when The Tools Doll stood up and flew off the counter and on to the floor, its cock as hard as ever.(must be a demin or dibble)
He then dragged his fatass to the stairs and he flew up them and then he went to Noah’s bed room. Gill then felt like they were both being watched by something evil because he has like fucking schizophrenia.
He then saw it move again and walked towards it, Gill saw The Tools Doll and walked over to pick it up and bring it to the room. When he brought it up and showed Noah it, Noah asked Gill
Gill then curb stomped its head and suplexed it and than ran to the kitchen to get one of kitchen knifes and swung at the doll again. The Tools Doll caught it and almost killed Gill. Gill grabbed another knife and dey had a epicz battel. Gill eventually slipped on a banana peel that Noah dropped there earlier like a dick and the Tools Doll raeped and killed Gill. The Tools Doll waddled back into the upstairs T.V. The po-lease then came to the house because the neighbors called saying that they heard a lot of screaming and raep sounds coming from Noah’s house and also because Noah had shot one of his neighbors. But when they got there, Noah and Gill were both up stairs in Noah’s bed, naked and ded. One of the po-lease officers took the Sega Shit for reasons to the station and his partner said that there was no murder weapon. And then a skeleton popped out of the wall and the po-lease shot its ass up.
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