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'''The Real Chuck E Cheese vs The Toppler'''
 
One day, the Toppler was a bit low on cash, so the only place he could go to eat was Chuck E. Cheese. About 17 pizzas later, the Toppler felt as right as rain because nobody gives the Toppler Coronary Heart Disease! He then went to play on some arcade machines. One, which was called Hammerhead (though everyone knew it as “Shark-A-Mole”) caught his eye, and 20 shark-whacking minutes andlater, he'd somehow won 67890000 tickets later, since nobody scams the Toppler! Take that, arcades! He was just about to spend the next 5 hours exchanging the mountain of tickets, which was so tall that Edmund Hillary came back from the dead just to say, “Bloody hell, I can't climb that!” Then he died again and somehow ''no-one noticed''.
 
“Well, that was… odd,” said the Toppler, about to drag the tickets to the ticket thingy, when suddenly there was an awful yelling and crying, there was the noise of chains rattling and someone shouting. It came from a nearby door marked “staff only.” Curious, the Toppler prepared to bust it down, but then he realised that it was unlocked. “Where the hell’s the safety inspector?” muttered the Toppler as he entered the room. “What the hell’s going on in here?” Then, he saw a large rat-creature throwing desks and scientists at the wall. Yep, there was a biolab in a Chuck E. Cheese. The perfect location, isn’t it? The Toppler dived at the giant rat and starting eating its fingers. “Needs salt,” muttered the Toppler.