Triumphs of the Toppler, Vol 1.: Difference between revisions

''Well, that was rude'', thought the Toppler as  he carried the box inside.

“Ahahaha!” laughed Jeff. “You'll never destroy my plot armour. It's strong enough to stop even your mighty blows.” Desperately, the Toppler pulled out the necronomicon and started reading it. All the evils of hell rained down upon Jeff, but he came out without a scratch! With that, Jeff pulled out a strange knife. “This thing's made out of the same stuff as my plot armour,” he chuckled. “Well then, off you go to kip!” Laughing maniacally, he raised the knife (which for some reason was cerratedserrated) above the Toppler, but the Toppler grabbed it and thrust it right into Jeff's face. “Noooooooooooo!” screamed Jeff, as he exploded, sending filth flying everywhere. The evil of Jeff the Killer was ended forever, or at least until the fangirls managed to resurrect him. With that, the Toppler walked off. “I should probably return this necronomicon now,” he said, and that day became a global holiday celebrating Jeff's destruction.