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A list of entertaining stories featured on the front page, picked by the admin team. Blue stories are trollpastas, red stories are bad creepypastas.
==2024==
===May===
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{{FL
|The Real Reason Why Sonic Doesn’t Eat Chilli Dogs Any More|"Why in gods name was Sonic, the famous American character, speaking Spanish?! This goes completely against his established personality! He would never say such a horrible thing!"
|5/5/2024|"I smiled as I heard the sound of military aircraft and then the direct sound of a nuclear emergency siren. First, it was just simple war sirens but now they had transcended to nuclear ones."
|NewlyDEADs|"I was bone tired after work, asleep on my couch, but a bone-chilling sound woke me up in the early evening."
|Courage the Cowardly Dog - Banned Episode|"Courage gulps and suddenly the goat starts chasing everyone with the axe, Eustace awakes and shouts 'Fucking dog and goat.'"
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===April===
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{{FL
|Popeye: The Final Punch|"My mouth hung open like I just watched Jesus come back from heaven. What the shit was that? How could they have even thought about showing that to children? It was a good thing that this media was lost, because I don't ever want to watch it again."
|Smackdown Vs Raw 2666|"While the game was loading, my friend texted me and said 'Why'd you take the game! You have to give it back! NOW!!!'"
|McDonald's: Lost Burger|"Each terrible bite spawned some new horror before me, including a bunch of skeletons popping out, extreme amounts of blood, and secret messages in all sorts of very spooky foreign languages. It was the scariest thing I had ever seen in my life."
|Lost Millennium Falcon LEGO Set|"I noticed that it smelt like burning plastic, like a burning LEGO piece, then I found out the Microfighter Falcon I bought was melting in the oven that was like left out overnight."
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===March===
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{{FL
|Spongebob will destroy civilisation|"I beg you not to dismiss me as insane for saying that. In fact, I ''implore'' you to read on if you did. This is not a "theory", this is a warning. A warning for the entire human race to heed."
|YouChan|"My craving for disastrous content got greater and greater. I couldn't control my craving, for it was the only thing that would satisfy any part of me. My days were basically staying home to browse the web for gore and illegal content 'til the early morning."
|The Irritating and Pedantic Convention Seller Who Sells Used Video Games For Overinflated eBay Prices|"Have you ever met someone you knew you were going to hate from the very first sentence you heard uttered from their slimy, disgusting vocal chords? That person was a vendor at a local retro game convention I had my first of many encounters with."
|3:14 AM|"That... THING that killed her is out there, waiting for me. It has long, lanky arms that hang to its knees, while its claw like nails scrap the floor as it walks... Its dark face had no mouth or nose, only large, beady eyes that glare at you, and stare into your soul."
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===February===
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{{FL
|Eight Crazy Nights: Fucked Up Evil Moments|"Adam Sandler is my fucking life. Adam Sandler should be your life, too. If you disagree, I will mercilessly beat you with a ratchet until you are a shriveling mass of blood and fecal matter."
|Minecraft Satan Edition|"I then looked at my phone. I now only had 13 pentagrams in my inventory. They all did nothing. Screams and crys of help along with loud, demonic chanting filled the speakers."
|THE SIMPSONS HAUNTED TAPE: THE CRIMSONS|"The door shut, and in that instant, a loud KABOOOOMMM rang my ears. Turning a bright white now instead of red, the TV screen displayed, once more, unbearably realistic and detailed footage of the nuke exploding as it wiped Springfield across the face of the planet in a blast."
|Ed Edd and Eddy: Lose your Ed|"Eddy chased Ed through the cul-de-sac with the mallet. Ed took a sharp turn past Ralph who was giving chickens some feed. Eddy swung for Ed put accidentally killed Ralph in the process."
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===January===
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{{FL
|I'm fucking terrified of executable files|"After mustering up the courage to research Sonic.EXE further, I discovered Windows applications used to be called executable files... and my entire PC was filled to the brim with them. Left and right I started deleting them in hopes of stopping the evil of .EXEs from getting me. But they were fighting back. As I was deleting them my PC began randomly rebooting with a giant blue :( face."
|Adventure Time: Socrates' Wish (The Lost Episode)|"'THE ENCLOSED EPISODE OF ADVENTURE TIME HAS BEEN REMOVED FOR INAPPROPRIATE CONTENT BY THE US GOVERNMENT. PLEASE CONTINUE WATCHING YOUR REGULAR PROGRAMS ON CARTOON NETWORK.'"
|THE LOST FLINTSTONES EPISODE: DINO DIES|"As Barney spoke I could see that he was smoking the biggest cigar I had ever laid my eyes upon, both in real life and fiction, as it practically pointed across the table. The phattest puffstick. The most devious doobie. I was shocked."
|YOUMUSTDIE.exe|"'You are cursed Richard. You shouldn't be in this world, YOU CHILD OF A SATAN'"
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==2023==
===December===
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{{FL
|The Last Pizza Die-livery I'll Ever Make|"'This is the last delivery of the day. I need you to get this pizza to 13 Demon’s Street, postcode 666 EVIL.' He bellowed while forcibly shoving the pizza box down my pocket, tearing my clothes to shreds."
|The Forbidden Fold|"'HELP!!!!' 'baaaah' 'HELP!!!!' 'baaahh'"
|Megamind Vs. Mac Tonight|"Did Megamind just say 'fuck'? Actually, back up a minute, did Mac Tonight say 'bitch'? What the hell was the cursing about?"
|Box Man|"'Steve, the box. There's something wrong with it.' 'What happened?' 'It's opening, by itself.'"
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===November===
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{{FL
|My Experience trying to run Sonic.exe|"I immediately jumped, and then moved my mouse over to the mediafire link, right clicked it, selected copy link address, and then opened a new tab, and copy pasted the link, and hit enter. I was then met with 5 buttons that said download. I clicked the big blue one at the top, which I was knew was the correct one when I got a prompt that said i was downloading "SONIC.EXE". I had passed the first trial."
|Oblivion|"Roy was dead, the next phone call said. I sold the game at a yard sale. I sobbed, alone, in my room. I was responsible. I killed my friend. But the game was the one that caused it."
|Horse|"It just had the letter "H" on it. How weird. I held onto it and kept walking, not wanting to litter. I got to a crossing where a car was going by, and some asshole threw a wad of paper at me! I opened it up..."
|Mad About McDonald's|"My dad was mad about McDonald's and he couldn't live without having something from McDonald's at least once a day. It was good for him, but not for the rest of the family who had to put up with him. We gradually started to avoid eating at McDonald's with him, and he showed obvious displeasure at our lack of enthusiasm."
}}
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===October===
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{{FL
|Black Adam.exe|"I've watched Black Adam 10000 times and it gets better everytime I see it. I've actually tried getting marriage certificates so I can legally marry my copy of the Black Adam DVD, but apparently that's 'illegal', but I'll do it one day, just you wait."
|First Served|"The photo now contains me, looking on my phone while the camera peeks on the corner. This horrified me since it was 3 AM and it is highly regarded as 'The Devil's Hour'."
|The Man in Red|"Life in this world is quite relaxing whenever you don't have shit getting thrown at you, getting eating by creatures, or getting jumped by some jerk who just doesn't care."
|Craft Number 666|"What I noticed was the engineer, he was more gloomy, his shirt was extremely darker, and his eyes were glowing red. The thing that got me the most was the craft number, the devils number. I think that was a little creepy. Considering the fact that the engineer looked demonic."
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===September===
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{{FL
|The Grinch Movie: Original Reel|"It starts with Jim Carrey walking into a dark room wearing nothing but his underwear, and the green makeup he wore in The Mask. He says nothing. He just poorly dances to Michael Jackson's "Bad" which faintly echoed in the background from a boombox that was placed in the corner. He tries to do the moonwalk, and falls, breaking his shin on a marble coffee table."
|I should have known|"Then It came into the police station. People were screaming! Blood was going everywhere! Guns were shot! That thing just would not die!"
|McDonald's Trollburger|"I tried this nasty abomination during a test market, and it was as bad as it sounds. I definitely couldn't eat the burger all together.. I had to keep splitting it up. The ingredients, like I said before, made me want to throw up. Who puts apple sauce with ranch dressing? I couldn't believe it."
|Mass Defect 3|"It froze, but as I went to reset the Xbox, the Xbox started to smoke, and then it lit on fire as Geth Pyro sound effects played."
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===August===
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{{FL
|The Totally Legit iCarly Theory|"Drake and Josh became addicted to methamphetamine, only to convert the hotel into a meth house which eventually resulted in them being found out and the hotel being shut down for good."
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|Mr. Dirty|"The first thing that struck me was the image on the front. Was that Mr. Clean? What happened to him? He didn't resemble a human being anymore. He looked like a half-paralyzed alien that just had a minor stroke, and then soiled himself. It was disturbing, to say the least."
|Caitlin's Call|"Everything around us was a warm red color, and every where else? It was cold. The worst part, everything that wasn't within a foot of us was 66.6 degrees."
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|Castlevania|"I couldn't save Simon from the horror and I can't save myself from it either."
|Donkey Kong Country Lost Episode: Bluster's a Mafia Boss|"By the end I was flabbergasted. You couldn't make this shit up."▼
|Croc Game|"I finally hit the power button, and proceeded to vomit all over the floor,"
▲|Donkey Kong Country Lost Episode: Bluster's a Mafia Boss|"By the end I was flabbergasted. You couldn't make this shit up."
|Jeff Vs Freddy Krueger|"all Freddy can see in Jeff's black eyes is Pain….and Death."
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==2021==
===September===
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