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A list of entertaining stories featured on the front page, picked by the admin team. Blue stories are trollpastas, red stories are bad creepypastas.

2022

November

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"Robert 'SpongeBob' SquarePants is wanted for murder, public indecency, aggravated assault, theft, arson, domestic terrorism, consumption of human flesh, tax evasion, parking in restricted areas, treason, etc."

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"The text kept getting bigger and the screech getting louder and high pitched. And soon after, the red eye appeared again, with the screech reaching its maximum pitch and volume, piercing through my ears and literally making them bleed."

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"'You think I'm stupid, huh?' Spider-Man says in response before he is hit in the head with a frying pan repeatedly 'Hey, it's just a movie, why are you getting fucking worked up over a movie?' Osborn yells while acting like a maniac."

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"For years, Davis has been slowly losing his grip on reality and putting his existential crisis into the daily funnies. And people buy into this lie, day after day after day."

October

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"The woman ran up to the counter and the Vegetable Man touched one of the cashiers. He turned into a bell pepper."

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"Intestines pulled out neatly juxtaposed - Excited to watch them decompose"

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M&M's remind me of drugs because they're easy to get, they give you a high, they make you feel like a hero, and they can make you do stupid things. The stupidest thing I ever did while eating M&M's was join a cult."

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"'You see, all of the halloween specials we’ve done have been cheesey and not scary, I suggest we do one that will make kids cringe!'"

September

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"'Neptunedamnit! I'm constipated! If only I didn't have Sea-banana bread this morning!'"

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"Red is my morphine, my cocaine,my passion…my passion for my hate of the humans sickening soul."

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"The can dropped on the floor, and a human-like figure began to squeeze out of it. As soon as the figure rose to its feet, my heart sank as I recognized who it was."

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"CatDog ran outside, trying to stab each other. I decided to pull out my phone and film what was going on."

August

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"I stared at the Genesis for so long my hands, eyes, and anal sphincter became sunburned."

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"As soon as I saw the barney suit I thought something was off. I wasn't sure at the time what was strange about but it gave of a dry, old odor coming from the inside."

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"Swimming in Lake Evil can cause blood pooling in the gums, nausea, vomiting, anemia, diarrhea, and fatigue."

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"it showed my character looking down to his feet as he's being pulled through the ground by the hands, and screaming and begging for his life in what seems like Italian."

July

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"It then showed the protagonist of the soon to be franchise finishing up snorting something white and powdery."

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"Suddenly, the power in my apartment was cut, except for the television, and I was horrified to watch the bloody scene."

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"'I wish Ted murdered your ass in the 70s.' My stepfather told me at breakfast."

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"all I heard was mike screaming 'THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE SYSTEM32, NO, NO, NO DON'T!-' a gunshot was heard as the phone hung up."

June

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"The path of Morbius was never meant for the ordinary men."

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"NO. YOU'VE SEEN EVERYTHING. God... I... I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO NEAR THE FLOORBOARDS."

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"This was detrimental to Funny Cartoon Free Episode’s mental state."

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"No one ever knew about Francine's death because no one cared."

May

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"However, if you did this incorrectly and plugged it in, it will instead play 'Friday' by Rebecca Black. This is deadly."

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"I didn't even have time to eat fries."

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"They have families and lives, but those are both just tossed aside like they are nothing."

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"He then said 'you want me to do it don’t you', very loudly, it sounded so real, like he was sitting next to me, yelling into my ear."

April

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"Jeff pulled out his phone and made a call. 'I have to see you right away.'"

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"I began to question this cartoon's legitimacy, as it was getting darker and darker in personality."

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"Rick used his baseball bat to beat Morty up real hard and it went on for 3 and a half minutes"

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"I was angry because he got away. Why was I angry? He was still mocking me!"

March

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"We're gonna go with the new flavor, but we're gonna also add a bunch of cocaine to it."

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"The Murder Got out a AK-A4 And started to Shoot All Over Cookie Monster's Body"

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"I started to feel sick, as if the video was corrupting me as well."

February

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"I couldn't save Simon from the horror and I can't save myself from it either."

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"By the end I was flabbergasted. You couldn't make this shit up."

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"I finally hit the power button, and proceeded to vomit all over the floor,"

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"all Freddy can see in Jeff's black eyes is Pain….and Death."

2021

September

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"There are no haunted plushes in my room yet, but I'm sure one will show up soon."

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"He was drawn in the same hyper-realistic style as Bart's corpse"

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"red smoke came out of the system and formed the shape of a skull, Probably My Skull!!!"

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"I see a figured outside my window that looks like a among us character"

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"Q pretended to be homeless and stole charity money out of a jar from an orphanage"

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"The crying didn't sound like cartoon crying, it was realistic crying in pain."

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"I still have nightmares of being submerged in Mr. Krabs' warm crab poop to this day."

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"I didn't know what to do. It was so horrifying that I just passed out."

August

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"I asked my cousin if he made the tape. He wasn't there."

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"Finger Guy doesn't just attack people either, he [...]"

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"I'm going to tell you about the most horrific moment I had ever witnessed."

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"He then talks about committing suicide. In a childrens book. I was shocked."

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"My pastor buried me alive for listening to Eminem."