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==2022==
===August===
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|Don't Play Sonic|"I stared at the Genesis for so long my hands, eyes, and anal sphincter became sunburned."
|Barney|"As soon as I saw the barney suit I thought something was off. I wasn't sure at the time what was strange about but it gave of a dry, old odor coming from the inside."
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===July===
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|Cars 4|"It then showed the protagonist of the soon to be franchise finishing up snorting something white and powdery."
|Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kreepy Quest|"Suddenly, the power in my apartment was cut, except for the television, and I was horrified to watch the bloody scene."
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===June===
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|Benefits of Morbius|"The path of Morbius was never meant for the ordinary men."
|Floorboards|"NO. YOU'VE SEEN EVERYTHING. God... I... I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO NEAR THE FLOORBOARDS."
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===May===
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|How to Summon Colonel Sanders|"However, if you did this incorrectly and plugged it in, it will instead play 'Friday' by Rebecca Black. This is deadly."
|The McDonald's Building|"I didn't even have time to eat fries."
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===April===
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|MichaelLeroi vs Jeff the Killer|"Jeff pulled out his phone and made a call. 'I have to see you right away.'"
|Courage the Cowardly Dog: Massacre Matt|"I began to question this cartoon's legitimacy, as it was getting darker and darker in personality."
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===February===
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|Castlevania|"I couldn't save Simon from the horror and I can't save myself from it either."
|Donkey Kong Country Lost Episode: Bluster's a Mafia Boss|"By the end I was flabbergasted. You couldn't make this shit up."
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==2021==
===September===
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|Another Shitty Mario 64 Pasta|"There are no haunted plushes in my room yet, but I'm sure one will show up soon."
|After All These Years|"He was drawn in the same hyper-realistic style as Bart's corpse"
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|Impractical Jokers: Laughter Is Good Medicine|"Q pretended to be homeless and stole charity money out of a jar from an orphanage"
|The Simpsons - Bob's Visit|"The crying didn't sound like cartoon crying, it was realistic crying in pain."
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|The Legend of Finger Guy|"Finger Guy doesn't just attack people either, he [...]"
|Caillou: Final Straw|"I'm going to tell you about the most horrific moment I had ever witnessed."