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Line 1: {{ALLCAPS}} ~~A LIST OF TROLPASTA CHARACTERS. ADD ON!!!~~ {{Navigation}} ~~==DEMMY==~~ A LIST OF TROLLPASTA CHARACTERS. ~~A GIRL WHO GOT KILED BY PASTA MONSTAS!!!!~~ __NOTOC____NOEDITSECTION__ ==EVIL PATRIXXX== [[File:PATRIXXX ORIGINAL.jpg\|right\|100px]] ~~EVIL PATRIXXX IS THE MASCAWT FOR DIS WIKI. HE KILLS MANY PEOPLE AND IS IMORTAL. HE HAS A CUSIN CALLED EVIL SONIXXX.~~ NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH PATRIXXX. EVIL PATRIXXX IS THE MASCOT FOR THIS WIKI. HE KILLS MANY PEOPLE AND IS IMMORTAL. HE HAS A COUSIN CALLED EVIL SONICXXX. ===EVIL PATRIXXX'S ABILIITES:=== MIND *** BALL OF MAS DISTRUCTUIN ~~GOAR~~GORE FEST FIRE JELLY ~~MIDKNIGHT~~MIDNIGHT BLAST EVIL ~~SHEILD~~SHIELD WORLD EATING WURLD EAT CAP'N BAWYER SUMMANCE EPIC BELLY PLAYING *EPAC BELLAH PLAYIN ==PATRIXXX== NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH EVIL PATRIXXX. PATRIXXX IS THE ENEMY OF EVIL PATRIXXX/SQUIDWARXXX AND HE IS FRIENDS WITH SPONGEBOXXX. HE GETS PISSED OFF WHENEVER THEY CALL HIM PATRIXX. HE HAS THE SAME ABILITIES AS EVIL PATRIXXX AND HE IS ALSO IMMORTAL. ==EVIL SONIXXX== EVIL SONIXXX IS ~~PATRIX~~EVIL PATRIXXX'S COUSIN. ~~==EVIL KOWOMO==~~ ==HEROBRINE== ~~THIS VEZION OF KOWOMO IS LIKE KOROMO EXCEPT SHE'S EVULL. SHE WAS FIRST FEAUTURED IN [[The Suicide of Koromo\|THE SEWICIDE OV KOWOMO]]~~ HE IS A MINECRAFT CHARACTER WHOSE EVIL BECAUSE NOOBS KEEP FUCKING WITH HIM. SO HE KILLS PEOPLE AND HE SECRETLY IS FRIENDS WITH SPONGEBOXXX BUT SOMETIMESS THEY FIGHT AND HE DIES AND SPONGEBOXXX LIVES. THAT HAPPENS 666 TIMES A DAY!!! ~~==EVILE CAP'N BAWYER==~~ ~~AN EVIL MAN WHO HATES PUPPIES AND GOOD AUSTRALIA!~~ ==~~SQUIRREX~~SKELETONS== THEY KEEP POPPING OUT AND KILL YOU EVERY TIME THEY DO THAT. THEY ARE ALSO INVINCIBLE SO DON'T EVEN TRY TO KILL THEM OR I WILL TURN INTO ONE THEN COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND KILL YOU!!! ~~HE LIEKS TO MAEK WUBSTEP WUBE3UBWWUBWUBWUBWIOWWNHB~~ ~~==HEROBRIEN==~~ ~~HE IS A MEINKRAMPFT CHARACTR WHOS EVIL.~~ ~~==SKELETON==~~ ~~THEY KEEP POOPING OUT~~ ==SQUIDWARXXX== SQUIDWARXXX IS SPONGEBOXXX'S ~~BROTHEH~~AND ~~ANND~~PATRIXXX'S ENEMY AND EVIL PATRIXXX'S OTHER COUSIN/BEST FRIEND. HE ~~NUWS~~ALWAYS TEAMS UP WITH EVIL PATRIXXX IN A BATTLE AND TRIES TO KILL SPONGEBOXXX BUT FAILS ALL THE TIME. AND HE ALSO KNOWS HOW TO ~~HACKK~~HACK ~~COMMPOOTERS~~COMPUTERS AND ~~PUTT~~PUT ~~VIVIRUS~~VIRUS AND ~~TTROJANS~~TROJANS ON ITTHEM. ~~==LONA==~~ ~~LONA ISS A EVVIL PWNIE AND SHE WILLL KEEL U.~~ ~~==ASS CHAZNEW==~~ ~~ASS CAHZNEW IS ASS CHAGNEW'S B0THER AND FRIIIEND.~~ ~~==ASS CHAGNEW==~~ ~~ass chagnew iz the br0thr of ass chaznew aand iz chaz assnew's son. he iz a murder andd haz killed 9000000000000000000000000000000000 pe0ple in crepy paztas.~~ ~~he als0 creatted varriouss scary tapez. liek the evil miku tape, all of the my litl p0ny tapez, and the death of mac.~~ ~~==CHAZ ASSNEW==~~ ~~chaz assnew is thuh fuuather of ass chagnew.~~ ==SPONGEBOXXX== SPONGEBOXXX IS ~~PATRIXX~~EVIL PATRIXXX'S ~~RIRVEL~~RIVAL ~~INTTILL~~AND ~~PATRIXX~~PATRIXXX'S ~~KIELS~~FRIEND. HE TRIED TO DESTROY EVIL PATRIXXX MANY TIMES UNTIL EVIL PATRIXXX KILLS HIM IN ~~FIGGT~~A ~~BUTT~~FIGHT ~~SPONGEBOXX~~BUT ~~WUZ~~SPONGEBOXXX WAS AILVE AND ~~KEELS~~NOW HE KILLS ~~PPEPOLE~~PEOPLE. ~~==GEB NEMEL==~~ ~~GERB NEWLOL IS THE SOOPER SPOOPKY CRETOR OF VLAV THE MADE HALL LIFE PWARDL COUNTORSTICK TEAMFORT AND MOST PORTENTLY BRODERLAMPS~~ ~~==PRINCESS CELESTIA==~~ ~~A VEERY SKAREY PWNY WHO IS QEEN OF ALL EVIIL.~~ ~~==MARTY==~~ ~~vary skary one woo fought evil patrixxx and pleaed in teh tuilit.~~ ~~==MARY MCFLY==~~ ~~A HAALF ALIIEN HALFF HMAN THIING THAT LOOK LIKE MARTY AND CAN FART.~~ ~~==LOUIE==~~ ~~LOUIE IS VERY SKARY AND KEELS OMILAR~~ ==EVIL KERMIXXX== [[EVIL KERMIXXX\|EVIL KERMIXXX'S ARTICLE HERE]]. EVIL KERMIXXX IS AN EVLL VERSION OF KERMIX. HE WILL KILL YOU IF YOU MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH HIM. ~~[[EVIL KERMIXXX\|MAEN ATRICEL HEER]]~~ ==EVIL KERMIXXX 2.0== ~~EVIL KERMIXXX IS AN EVL VERSIN OF KERMIX. HE WL KLL U IF U MAEK EYUE CONTACT QWITH HIN.~~ EVIL KERMIXXX 2.0 IS AN UPDATED VERSION OF EVIL KERMIXXX BUT HE IS ALSO ENEMIES WITH HIM. ~~==FLAG MAN==~~ ~~Flag Man is a monster who haunts the users of Sulca Brush~~ ~~==R41NB0W D45H ==~~ ~~SHE IS AND EVIL AND UGLY PONY THAT APPEARED ON A SKARY VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND EATS EVERYTHING SHE CANS [[R41NB0W D45H ATE ME\|THIS IS THE ORIGINAL PASTA ]]~~ ~~KILLED BY JACKSON MAUDE/YUKEN/ACTUAL RAINBOW DASH!~~ ~~==TARAKO==~~ ~~THE EV1L FISH THAT STOLE RANDOM JAPANESE BOYS NOODLES THREAT1INING TO K33L H1M!111111111111111 ====Lolster1~~ ~~==BILLY BOB==~~ ~~BIIY BOB IS A BLACK FRIZZLE ROOSTER~~ ~~==CHASTY THE SNOWMAN==~~ ~~CHASTSTY IS A SKARY SOMAN HO WILL KEEL U WITH HIS POO.~~ ~~==RAPEBOT 2.0==~~ ~~Rapebot 2.0 is exactly like Rapebot 1.0, but has an "R" sticker and a spoiler on it. And he costs $4000.00 more, for some reason.~~ ~~==NOLI,YOYITO,ALANDA AND TRUMP==~~ ~~THEY ARE CHARACTERS FROM A LOST TV SHOW THAT WAS CANCELED ON NICK JR NAMED [[WEEBY WOOBY]] THE SHOW WAS SO SCARY I POOPED MY PANTS~~ HE FIRST APPEARED IN [[EVIL KERMIXXX 2.0]]. ==THE MAN WITH A BAG== THE MAN WITH A BAG IS A MAN THAT WEARS A BAG IN HIS FACE AND HE IS ~~INMORTAL~~IMMORTAL AND HE AS VERY STRONG AND FAST HE KILLS PEOPLE [[THE MAN WITH A BAG\|THIS IS THE ORIGINAL VERY SCARY ~~STORY1~~STORY!!!1]] KILLED BY THE MAN IN THE SUIT!!!~~!!3~~ MAY STILL BE OUT THERE. ~~may still be out there~~ ~~==PASON==~~ ~~THE PASON IS A CRAPPY MS PAINT DRAWING THAT WAS HUMAN UNTIL PINKIE PAE SHUFFED A RAINBOW DASH CUPCAKE INTO HIS MOUTH MUTNATING HIM INTO SOME MONSTER DISGUSED IN HUMAN FORM~~ ~~KILLED BY JACKSON MAUDE!!!!!7~~ ==THE MAN IN THE SUIT== THIS MAN IS EVIL AND IS IN A SUIT! HE ~~KILLECD~~KILLED ~~TEH~~THE MAN WITH A BAG SO HETHE MAN WITH THE BAG DIED! HE WAS ALSO NEARLY KILLED BY YUKEN! ~~NEARLY KILLED BY YUKEN !~~ ~~==THE TOP-HATTED TASER==~~ ~~WHEN TEH NCDA CAME UPON CUPCAKES HAPPENING, PINKEMENA STOLE A TASER AND THEN IT BUYS A TOP HAT~~ ~~==MR. SHRKY==~~ ~~MR. SHRKY IS AN EVIL SPACE SHARK!~~ ~~==JACKSON MAUDE==~~ ~~JACKSON MAUDE IS TEH NCDA NN KILLS EVIL STUF!~~ ~~==TEH NCDA==~~ ~~TEH NCDA IS TEH LIGHT IN TEEH DORKNESSIE!!!!!!!!!!4~~ ~~==NINJA HEROBRINE==~~ ~~NINJA HEROBRINE IS LIKE NORMAL HEROBRINE ONLY NINJAIER AND EVILER!!!!9~~ ~~==YUKEN==~~ ~~YUKEN IS A SUPERPOWERMASTER WITH LIGHTNING POWERS AND IN TEH NCDA!~~ ~~NEARLY KILLED BY TEH MAN IN TEH SUIT!~~ ~~==GUD CAP'N BAWYER==~~ ~~GUD CAP'N BAWYER IS NORMAL CAP'N BAWYER ANDLIKES PUPPIES AND HATES MEAN THINGS AND FEEDS CAMELS AT THE ZOO AND GIVES ICE CREAM TO CHILDREN AND ORPHANS!~~ ~~DHEH ZKHARWEE DHAORG~~ ~~A DOG DAT KEELZ PEPL CUZ HE IZ SHMAEL.JEEPEEGEE~~ ~~==MAREE SUE==~~ ~~MAREE SUE Z SUM ORDINAREE LITTL SHITT HEAD TH@ NO 1 CAIRZ A BOUT~~ ~~but wh0 wuz phone so skkry~~ ~~==BROSEPH==~~ BROSEPH IS AN IRONIC HIPSTER WHO IS KNOWN TO BRO AFTER WHOEVER READS A TEXT ABOUT HIM WITH THE FIRST SYLLABLE OF HIS NAME BROCCASIONALLY PLACED IN OTHER WORDS, AND HE MAY VERY WELL WANT YOUR CHEESE PUFFS. ~~==PANS==~~ ~~[[The Haunted Baking Monkey\|THE HAUNTED BAKING MONKEY]]~~ [[Category:Meta]] ~~[[Category:MARY SUE ALERT]]~~ [[Category:Characters]]