Trollpasta Wiki:User blog:GodzillaFan1/The History of Trollpasta Wiki

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(2012 - 2015)

I joined the wiki in November 2012. The only thing I did was create shitty spam pastas, and nothing else. I even got banned twice for not updating the article listings.

Fast forward to March 2013. I start helping out the wiki by removing unnecessary categories from pages. LOLSKELETONS (I'll refer to him as "Skelly") noticed how I've been "becoming quite the contributer lately", and asked if I wanted to help out with the category reorganization effort. I agreed to help, and a two days later I became a rollback.

April 9th, 2013. Skelly just became a bureaucrat, and so one of the first things he did was made me admin. I continued to help out the wiki frequently, until May 10th, 2013.

Well... what happened on May 10th, 2013? I got a global IP ban on wikia for cross-wiki vandalism, and I wouldn't get unbanned until August 10th. I was absolutely shocked by this. However, I discovered a weird glitch that got me unbanned for about a minute. I abused this glitch a lot, until it stopped working in June 2013.

August 3rd, 2013. Despite my ban ending on the 10th, I got unbanned on the 3rd. This day is a special to me. During my block, I told myself I was going to act more mature and lay off the troll grammar. Beforehand, I was very immature and I wouldn't stop using troll grammar, even on sites that weren't Trollpasta wiki. It was quite cringe-worthy, and gave me a bad image. I changed up my act, because I wanted to be taken seriously and treated with respect. If it weren't for that block, I probably wouldn't be the same person as I am today. Some I'm very grateful for that, and is why I cherish that day so much.

Anyway, I returned to the Trollpasta Wiki, but didn't really edit much. Instead, I went to work on another wiki I was on; the Have Fun wiki. Have Fun wiki wasn't getting much traffic, so I decided to advertise it via the Trollpasta wiki chat. While I was doing that, I met Fatal Disease. We talked for awhile, and became very good friends.

At this point, I started caring about the Trollpasta wiki again, and became obsessed with the chat. I was on the chat nearly everyday, and met new people who eventually became admin. Like SOMEGUY123, Haramonia, and Superplankofdeath. The Trollpasta wiki community was growing really fast, and many users were becoming admin and chat mods. In fact, we were a bit overstaffed.

(August 2013) During all of this, a user by the name "Oderyus" came to chat. He took note of all the shitty spam pages on the wiki, and decided to do something about it. He added the delete template to a shit ton of pages, and nearly every single one of them were deleted. The Trollpasta wiki lost over 400 pages because of this. Sense he kept adding the template to a shit on of pages, his edit count grew. So he asked for adminship. Skelly didn't approve, stating he was "too new" to become an admin. Oderyus was disappointed by this, but he instead became a chat moderator and rollback.

While pretty much all the admins liked Oderyus, one of them didn't. Which was me. Many days, I would be in the chatroom all alone with Oderyus, and his attitude was just awful. An example being sometimes whenever anyone would say something, he'd reply back with "idc", meaning "I don't care." He was just a dick about everything. Not to mention he was extremely arrogant, and vandalized many wiki, like the MLP and iCarly wikis. After a while, the other admins also noticed his shitty attitude and behavior. So we had enough of his bullshit, and banned him for a month. After he got unbanned, he just stirred more shit, and that was the last straw. So we banned him infinitely.

Also during all that shit with Oderyus, Haramonia went randomly inactive for 2 weeks in October 2013. No one really knows why he did. He then came back to chat after his 2 week hiatus, but he didn't stay long though (around 30 minutes IIRC). Ever since that day, Haramonia was never seen or heard from again. It's weird, because he never gave a warning prior to leaving. Very, very strange...

January 2014. Oderyus kept on bothering us to go to chat on the Wolfenism wiki throughout the month. The only thing he did in the chat was spam and throw immature insults at us. After a while, he stopped. He was never seen or heard from again since then.

After all of that stupid bullshit, everything went back to normal... but not really. In the beginning of 2014, we all still chatted, and had all had a good time. But after that, I don't recall that many "fun times". Everything just didn't feel as alive as it used too, and I really don't know why. But yeah, I don't remember that much from 2014. It just wasn't that memorable to me. It wasn't as of fun as 2013 for sure, but there was still some fun times.

The beginning of 2015. Fatal (one of the most respected admins on the site) demoted himself from adminship in January (so did Princess Callie). Later, Sack of Nuts (Givemepancakes) and Superplankofdeath were demoted as well. So Trollpasta only had 4 admins now (Me, Skelly, Dronian, and SOMEGUY).

After all the admin demotion, a bunch of new users came in, creating a new community. However, every community is without it's faults. A bunch of bullshit drama started, and it just wouldn't stop. In February - March, two users by the names "DarkMaster99" and "Lolmasters" got into a huge fiasco that went on for far too long. Then after all of that was settled, DarkMaster99 created a thread about raiding the Five Nights at Freddy's Wiki, which in turn got him banned for a month, and the thread itself got over 200+ replies.

Some other minor drama bullshit happened as well. Particularly with some small incidents with ~Boggy B~, and some nonsense with raids. Then... possibly the biggest drama outburst in TPW history (besides the Oderyus saga) happened.

April 2015. User by the name "ThatCelticFurry" was a chat moderator on the Trollpasta wiki since January. He did his job, and he did it well. On May 9th, 2015, we were all fucking around in chat, acting like complete idiots but all having a good time. The My Little Pony emoticons were recently removed, so I thought it would be funny if we brought them back and spam the chat with them. However, one user didn't find this funny at all. Going by the name "Kerbin", he was a huge anti-brony, and him and many others would participate in brony circlejerks regularly in the chat. So, he was extremely offended by all the pony nonsense flooding the chat. But instead of doing the smart thing (AKA leaving the chat), he stays. Celtic (ThatCelticFurry) jokingly says we should add clop emotes. At this point, Kerbin starts losing his fucking mind while shouting in ALL CAPS, saying glorious things such as "YOU ARE THE BIGGEST FAGGOT IN THE UNIVERSE".

(Don't believe this all happened? Well, here's the chatlog. Have fun!)

All of this snow-balled into a huge fuck boy drama fest extravaganza. Celtic and Kerbin argued and bitched at each other for hours on end. And for what? Fucking My Little Pony emotes? Give me a fucking break. While I do think Celtic was being a bit annoying in the situation, Kerbin could have just simply left the chat. But that would be too smart of a thing to do, would it? Anyway... after hours of pointless bitching, we had enough of all of this, so we ban and demote Celtic. Kerbin got a free pass.

...

What were we thinking? We punish Celtic, but not Kerbin? What kind of shit is this? The only thing Celtic did was act like a complete moron while poking fun at Kerbin. Kerbin on the other hand, got trigger'd by pony emotes and made a huge fucking deal out of it. I have no idea why he didn't get punished for it. Same with me. I also had a hand in the drama bullshit, so why didn't anything happen to me? I don't know. The whole situation was a complete mind-fuck.

Stepping aside for a moment, this is all very similar to what happened in November 2014. I'll briefly explain what happened. So basically, Trigger Hurt and Animefan9999 were arguing over the rollback right for some reason, which lead to Trigger finding Animefan's social media accounts and making fun of his posts in the chat. How is this situation similar? Well, they both play out similarly. User 1 jokes about thing, which upsets Use 2, then it turns into a huge drama fest and they argue for hours. But here's the thing; which situation would you get upset by? Someone spamming emotes in chat, or someone digging through your shit and humiliating yourself in the process? Yeah, I think you know the answer to that one.

But anyway, after that morning, Celtic bitched on his Tumblr blog, making immature posts insulting the Trollpasta staff and the community in general. So we all raided his Tumblr (aka we all came together and spammed his Ask feature with stupid shit, a lot of it relating to the drama.) Instead of easily ignoring the messages we sent him, he replied to nearly every single one of them. Plus he wouldn't shut up about being banned and demoted. I can see why he wouldn't stop complaining about it, considering this is mostly Kerbin's fault. But he just got down-right obnoxious about the whole situation, and handled it rather poorly. Not to mention when people would bait him, he would take the bait. Yeah... After that, we all lost respect for Celtic.

The next day, I invited Celtic to the Have Fun wiki chat so we can discuss the situation civilly. We talked it out, and so we unban him from Trollpasta wiki. However, we wouldn't give back his rights. He would have to work his way back up to get them again.

Celtic had a bad rep at this point, so he would get baited in chat often, which caused more unnecessary drama. Due to this, Celtic made various "I'm Leaving" blogs, announcing his departure from Trollpasta wiki. However, he would always come back shortly after the announcements.

Ugh, so yeah. Celtic is now a chat mod again, but the chat gets into it with him from time to time. Kerbin is no longer a mod due to inactivity. So that ends that saga.

All of that drama really took a lot out of me. So I started to avoid chat more often. I continued to do my things, such as editing, doing admin things, and occasionally went to chat. But... we got more staff. A lot of people were editing and helping out the site. Which is great, but it made me question whether or not I should retire. Not because of jealously or anything, because it made me feel unneeded. So there wasn't really much for me to do anymore.

July 2015. Wikia is just boring for me. I'm not having fun anymore. Nothing to do on site, and nothing to do in the chat, because it's all just mindless shitposting and everyone is just a clone of SG now, so what's the point?

So I did the only thing I could do.

Retire.

April 9th 2013 - August 3rd 2015 is how long I've been an admin, and have accumulated 7,800+ edits. Also, notice how I decided to retire on August 3rd. As stated in the 5th paragraph of this blog, August 3rd is the day I got unbanned from Wikia. That day is very special to me, so I thought it would be fitting to leave on the 2 year anniversary.

And with that, that ends the history of Trollpasta wiki.

The End.

Thank you for reading. Please enjoy the trivia below.

Triva

• The first thing I said on chat was me calling something "gay". Skelly PM'd me and told me not to say "gay" because "it might offend someone".
• NightmaresEvets. If you remember him, then you're OG.
• There was this asshole with Japaneses letters named "Satan". He "reported" the Trollpasta wiki chat to the FBI due to "terrorists threats", and screencapped it. He then later reported one of my wikis because it wasn't "fun". Then one time he came to chat, he changed his icon to a pony, and said to me: "does this fucking turn you on?" Yes, he jacked off to horses.
• I applied for bureaucrat in October 2013. However, it was reject and SOMEGUY123 was made bureaucrat instead.
• I've been thinking about retirement ever since 2014.