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What follows is an audio transcript of my
==Chapter 1==
One day I was bored so I decided to visit the trollpasta wiki. You ever heard of it?
So I saw some pretty bad pastas and laughed at them. But then I saw a link to one called "Trollpasta Wiki .exe." I clicked it out of curiosity and found to my surprise that the monitor started bleeding. I was literally shaking this could not be happening the screen
Suddenly I heard a voice coming from my pc: "NICHOLAAAAAAASS" Holy shit the!EVIL PATRIXXX was talking to me from my pc and he said my real name! His lips were moving too and they were hyper realistic. "YOU ARE GOING TO DIE AT MY HAND!" "Not if I have anything to say about it!" I replied. Fortunately, I was very skilled at martial arts (
I breathed a sigh of relief and sat down. But suddenly, I heard a rumbling noise. All of a sudden my roof began to bleed before exploding, revealing a hyper-realistic helicopter with EVIL PATRIXXX inside! "YOU FOOL!" EVIL PATRIXXX sadi. (ignore that typo) "EVIL PATRIXXX CANNOT DIE!
==Chapter 2==
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