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>Be 9 year old me▼
▲<poem>>Be 9 year old me
>Have a bad stomach for 2 weeks
>Doctors say I might be allergic to milk
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>I love O'boy (chocolate milk) and will never stop drinking it
>Wake up one morning with extreme stomach pain
>Spend entire morning on toilet
>No more pains thank god
>Go out for breakfast, make tuna toast for me and my 5 year old bro
>Fucking delicious, but something is missing
>I crave O'boy now, my earlier stomach pains are completely forgotten▼
▲>I crave O'boy now, my earlier pains are completely forgotten
>Mmmmh fucking O'boy man
▲>A few hours pass, playin mario kart with brother
▲>He sucks, i'm laughing at him, although he's only 5, he should know how to throw bananas
>Laughing really hard by now, can't breath
>mfw he's driving the wrong direction
>I win the round, waiting for everyone to end the lap
>5 year old bro haven't even driven his first lap yet
>My sides are now sprawling on the floor
>I get this brilliant idea to fart in his face (done this many times before)
>I pull down my underwear and put my ass-cheeks towards his face
>Let out a huge fart
>Fart is followed by liquid shit
▲>My peacefull playing brother is now getting sprayed with shit
>A few seconds pass, bro looks like he's about to cry
▲>Suddenly he screams louder than i've heard anyone scream before
>Dad heard the scream
>He comes in and sees his youngest kid sprayed with shit, crying
>I stand there without underwear, shocked
>Dad pukes
>Lil' bro is crying
>I began to cry
</poem>
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▲I haven't drank O'boy ever since, although i'm not allergic to milk
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