ULTRA-CONDENSED Version of 2001: A Space Odyssey (The Novel)
HAL: I'm evil. (kills astronauts)
Dave Bowman: I must shut you down now, HAL.
HAL: Daisy, Daisy...
Dave Bowman: Now I must finish this mission alone.
(STRANGE THINGS happen, and they MAKE SENSE.)
Reader: Wow. I understand the movie now.
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