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You must then stare directly at the sun. Stare at it. '''STARE AT IT.'''
After ten minutes of this, hail the nearest taxi. Make sure to ''not'' get in the taxi, but in the car directly behind it. If the car directly behind it is also a taxi, BLOW IT UP AND START ALL OVER AGAIN. If it isn't, though, you must throw the driver out of the car and drive off while laughing maniacally. If you did all these steps correctly, you should be teleported back to the fruit-bearing tree with your vision fully intact (you should have gone blind from staring at the sun,
At this point, you will see a button on the tree that was not there before. You must press it, ''but not immediately.'' You must first wait '''''exactly 56.73895001306328954322001 seconds''''' before pressing it. Once you press it, you will hear heavy metal music blasting out of a hidden amp in the bushes. You must proceed to headbang along to the music (even though you're in a bear suit) until it stops.
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