Bagelhopper

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(Created page with "Hello, if you haven't heard of Sonic.EXE, you're missing out. this is my first pasta, (BTW I love the PC port). on with the pasta... It was a very normal day, and I was sitting around watching YouTube. my doorbell rang and there was a package at my front door. Inside was an NES Super Mario bros cartridge along with the NES, but it was covered in what seemed to be blood. "NOPE!" I scream immediately calling a red flag. I toss it back into the box and go to the phon...")
 
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Hello, if you haven't heard of Sonic.EXE, you're missing out. this is my first pasta, (BTW I love the PC port). on with the pasta...
 
It was a very normal day, and I was sitting around watching YouTube. my doorbell rang and there was a package at my front door. Inside was an NES Super Mario bros cartridge along with the NES, but it was covered in what seemed to be blood.
"NOPE!" I scream immediately calling a red flag. I toss it back into the box and go to the phone to call 911. but then I got startled by the TV turning on and the Super Mario Bros level one music was playing in a low pitch.
 
I started walking toward the console as if I was being controlled or something and started playing the game... I was getting sucked into the game like a vacuum and all of a sudden, I was next to a tall Mario covered in blood with a cleaver knife in his hands and and said
"You cannot-a run..."
"What the hell is wrong with you bastard!"
"You can run but you cannot-a hide!" Mario shouted.
"That doesn't answer my question!"
"you need not-a worry about that..." he started to lift the knife and slash it but one of them hit me, blood started to drip out of it.
"OOW!" I shouted. Mario started walking towards me and I knew that was my cue to run.
 
 
 
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