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But one day, I had the last straw.
<nowiki>[[</nowiki>File:Duckhuntiwanttoshootdog.jpg|thumb|304x304px|My anger towards the dog every time I missed.]]
I missed a shot and the dog starts laughing at me, resulting in a game over. Enraged, I got my Colt pistol and my SPAS-12 shotgun and used magical powers to teleport into the Duck Hunt World.
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"Not now, I'm finishing this beagle fucker for being a cunt." I explained. 2 hours later, I found the dog jumping around the fields. I pull out my SPAS-12 shotty and aim at the dog.
<nowiki>[[</nowiki>File:Duckhuntlaughaway.jpg|centre|thumb|220x220px|My dream has come true.]]
"EAT BUCKSHOT, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!" I shoot the dog, clean in the stomach.
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Jeff's origin has no fucking logic. Don't make any more Jeff ripoffs, please, they're scaring me because they exist.
== The Attack of the Spergy User (Cancer) ==
''Some parts of the story is based off of true events, but only the part where the evil user vandalizes the page. He did say 1v1 me fucking mods, and another user from the past has bitched around at my talkpage, and it's also based off of crybaby users who complain about their stories being deleted.''
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