User:CarlCooter
[[File:MainArt.jpg|thumb|349x349px|Nagisa is the best heroine of any anime or visual novel EVAH!]]
This Is Uncharted Territory You Are Entering...
Go back, or the Cooter Scooter will run you OVER!
If you decided not to, though...
...Welcome to the worst trollpasta writer the world has ever known (And Clannad is the best fucking anime that EVAH EXISTED!).
Rules
1: I am Carl, but call me Cooter because that is my fucking nickname.
2: Don't ask why, or I will hunt you down and rape you.
3: Use proper grammar in my presence. IF U TLKZ TO MEH LIEK DIS, I WILL FUKIN KEEL U 4 REELZ!!!!!!!!!11111111111
4: If you insult the holy name of Clannad, I will tear a new ass crack in you and butt rape you in that said ass crack and kill you! [[File:Clannad - Nagisa|thumb|287x287px|Best Visual Novel/Anime EVAH!!!!!!]] 5: Take everything I say VERY seriously...
My Pastas
These are by far the worst pastas a human could ever shit out of his ass cheeks (unfortunately, they were shat out of my ass cheeks)...
2: Why We Should Lose Weight...
3: SOOPAKUPPA6664.exe.avi.wav.gotabonerfrumdis
5: The Creepiest Creepypasta That Ever Pastaed the Creepyspaghetti!!!!!!!!11111111111
6: One day I...
7: I wuz dah inturd at Nickylesbian Stoodios!!!!!!!!111
8: Evil ShreXXX
10: The Rake
11: This is my collab, and I am proud to say that so far it is the largest collab on this wiki!
EVUL PATRIXXX WUZ FONE!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111
12: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turd-les
14: The Evil Evilly Evilness of a Fatal Disease
15: Friend Me
16: Sturgeon is hate
If you thought these pastas were horrible, please gouge your eyes out and send them to the Evil Adminz.
Pics of Me
[[File:HappyMe.jpg|left|thumb|292x292px|This is me when I am finished fapping to Bowser hentai!]] [[File:FucksWrongWitU.jpg|thumb|297x297px|The face I made when I was banned from SPWC. FUCK SPINPASTA!!! UP THE KEKMAO BRIGADE!]] [[File:Webcam-toy-photo1(1).jpg|thumb|300x300px|This is me when I am watching clannad!|left]]