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Line 1: {{Archived Profile}}Hey there, person, I'm Jerrika12, also known as the proud Faze Clan leader. Leave a message after the beep on my talk page if you wish. I write a lot more than I read trollpasta, but I do read. Usually, I write stories that are... well... nsfw to say the least. If you explore my pastas enough, you'll find at least one thing that makes you say "WHAT THE FUCK?" because it was so weird. So yeah. That's all I got to say, also a list of my pastas is at the bottom, below all the smexy Shrek stuff. ~~{{Template:Infobox~~ ~~\|Box title = Jerrika12~~ ~~\|image = Master of the cheifs.jpg~~ ~~\|caption = I'm better than you.~~ ~~\|Row 1 title = Real life name~~ ~~\|Row 1 info = Jack~~ ~~\|Row 2 title = Hobbies~~ ~~\|Row 2 info = Video games, movies, reading, Pokemon, and so on.~~ ~~\|Row 3 title = Favorite Pokemon~~ ~~\|Row 3 info = Voltorb~~ ~~\|Row 4 title = Best Song?~~ ~~\|Row 4 info = Heavy's Theme Song~~ ~~\|Row 5 title = Dislikes~~ ~~\|Row 5 info = You, paying for things, updates, bad games and movies, losing Pokemon, having a cold.~~ ~~\|Row 6 title = Likes~~ ~~\|Row 6 info = Everything else that isn't f*cked up or evil. Mostly Shrek.~~ ~~\|Row 7 title = Quote I live by~~ ~~\|Row 7 info = "When life hands you lemons, make lemon grenades!"~~ ~~\|Row 8 title = Favorite movies~~ ~~\|Row 8 info = Pulp Fiction, Ghostbusters, Looper, Ted, Flight, 12 Years A Slave, The Hangover, Gravity, Toy Story, Anime Movies, The Goonies, Kill Bill, Quentin Tarantino Films, and so on.~~ ~~\|Row 9 title = What types of movies do you watch often~~ ~~\|Row 9 info = Anything really, so long as it isn't boring.~~ ~~\|Row 10 title = Youtube?~~ ~~\|Row 10 info = My name is BlazeItMichael, the one with the picture of a guy with sunglasses. Warning: my videos are strange.}}~~ Hey there, person, I'm Jerrika12, also known as the proud Faze Clan leader. Leave a message after the beep on my talk page if you wish. I write a lot more than I read trollpasta, but I do read. Usually, I write stories that are... well... nsfw to say the least. If you explore my pastas enough, you'll find at least one thing that makes you say "WHAT THE FUCK?" because it was so weird. So yeah. That's all I got to say, also a list of my pastas is at the bottom, below all the smexy Shrek stuff. PS: I live the bandit life when it comes to my page. If I see a cool template or something, I'm gonna put it on my page. YAR, PIRATE LIFE MATEY! ==Something To Stalk Me With== <center>{{Userstats}}</center> ~~<span style="font-size:13px;line-height:15.600000381469727px;white-space:pre-line;">{{Userstats}}~~ ~~== Shrek's Cousin, Heavy ==~~ ~~[[File:Shrek's Cousin Heavy's Song\|centre\|thumb\|349x349px]]~~ ~~<gallery>~~ ~~HOOVY.jpg~~ ~~HOOVY.jpg~~ ~~HOOVY.jpg~~ ~~HOOVY.jpg~~ ~~HOOVY.jpg~~ ~~HOOVY.jpg~~ ~~HOOVY.jpg~~ ~~HOOVY.jpg~~ ~~HOOVY.jpg~~ ~~HOOVY.jpg~~ ~~HOOVY.jpg~~ ~~HOOVY.jpg~~ ~~HOOVY.jpg~~ ~~HOOVY.jpg~~ ~~HOOVY.jpg~~ ~~HOOVY.jpg~~ ~~HOOVY.jpg~~ ~~HOOVY.jpg~~ ~~HOOVY.jpg~~ ~~HOOVY.jpg~~ ~~HOOVY.jpg~~ ~~HOOVY.jpg~~ ~~HOOVY.jpg~~ ~~HOOVY.jpg~~ ~~HOOVY.jpg~~ ~~HOOVY.jpg~~ ~~HOOVY.jpg~~ ~~</gallery>~~ ~~If those images don't inspire you to do something with your life, then you sir are a miserable asshole! Heavy is almost as amazing as Shrek, can't you see that?! And that's pretty damn amazing!!!~~ ~~== The Sexy Shrek Gallery ==~~ ~~<gallery>~~ ~~Shrek in mario kart 8.png~~ ~~Shrek yo.jpg~~ ~~Shrek-early-concept-art.jpg~~ ~~I just Shrek'd.jpg~~ ~~Shrek and Donkey face swap.jpg~~ ~~Shrek scary 3.png~~ ~~Shrek the video game.jpg~~ ~~Shrek the killer.png~~ ~~Shrek the angle.png~~ ~~Shrek Here's Johnny.png~~ ~~Shrek scary face 2.jpg~~ ~~Asian+Shrek.jpg~~ ~~Shrek smile.jpg~~ ~~The hansom shrek.jpg~~ ~~Shrek mask.jpg~~ ~~Shrek scary face.jpg~~ ~~Shrek gonads.jpg~~ ~~SHREK!.jpg~~ ~~Scuogwcdugoceougvfeoggve.jpg~~ ~~Scary shrek.jpeg~~ ~~Shrek.jpg~~ ~~SHREK.gif~~ ~~You clicked it Now shrek is coming beatch.jpg~~ ~~Shrek and donkey in shrek .jpg~~ ~~Chr shrek p5 1280.jpg~~ ~~SHREK THE DEMON.jpg~~ ~~Smileshrek.jpg~~ ~~SCARY SHREK TOILET.png~~ ~~4 SG halloween shrek.png~~ ~~You clicked it Now shrek is coming beatch.jpg~~ ~~Shreks scared.png~~ ~~Shrekislifehdhhdh.png~~ ~~SHREK!.jpg~~ ~~Shrek the video game.jpg~~ ~~Shrek scary 3.png~~ ~~Shrek scary face.jpg~~ ~~Musicshrek.jpg~~ ~~JimmyNeuShrek.png~~ ~~LOLOLOLOLOLshrek.jpg~~ ~~FATshrek.jpg~~ ~~I just Shrek'd.jpg~~ ~~Shrek and Donkey face swap.jpg~~ ~~Shrekforever2.jpg~~ ~~Shrek and donkey in shrek .jpg~~ ~~Check urself before you shrek urself.jpg~~ ~~Shrek.png~~ ~~138px-ShrekIlluminati.png~~ ~~Shrek yo.jpg~~ ~~Shreks butiful bod.jpg~~ ~~ShrekIlluminati.png~~ ~~The hansom shrek.jpg~~ ~~</gallery>~~ _____ Line 208 ⟶ 96: [[The Fat Shopkeeper Strikes Again]] - I don't know why I wrote this. [[The Haunted Pokemon Card]] - Yo mayn, dis is da gud shit bruv. [[Sally's Christmas Gift]] - Teaches some very important life lessons! [[Batman Gets Testicular Ebola And Fights Crime With His Infectious Penis From Then On]] - What the fuck was I smoking? [[Japanese Porno]] - Minus the tentacles. [[The Shortest Horror Story]] - SUPER SKARY U GUIEZ, PLZ DONT REED IF UNDER 1337 YERZ OULD [[The Truth About McDonalds]] - A legit theory that is 100% accurate, if you disagree, fuck off then you dirty skrub. Line 230 ⟶ 124: [[Charlie Bit My Anus]] - Something you can fap to. [[The Holder Of Lies]] - SOMEONE WROTE OVER THIS, FUCK [[Hitler Frees Mrs Diabetes' Slaves]] - Surprisingly doesn't mention Shrek or boners for 75% of the content! It does use the words penis and Shrek though... so... yah. [[The Great Virginity Heist]] - Inspired by The Dark Knight! And it would be similar if The Dark Knight was a porno! The name would be perfect, just saying. [[The Illuminati Gets Pregnant]] - Contains fapping, if you're under 19 GTFO BITCH. [[The Hairy Titties Adventure]] - VOTE OBAMA! [[Rusty Fingers]] - A shitty attempt at a creepypasta I did a few years ago. [[Rapey Reji]] - A smexy adventure. [[Heskey Fists A Child]] - Totally not porn. [[Category:User]]