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Line 1: <nowiki>----------------------------------</nowiki>[[Special:Random\|CLICK HERE TO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM HERE]]----------------------------<span class=" ~~<span class="~~ ☀A T̶r̶o̶l̶l̶ nerd with a whole stock of ASCII, Memes and copypastas.">~~Profile Location: Trollpasta~~ <div style="background-color:#ccffff;"><nowiki>[[</nowiki>File:Raythornclaw Logo2.png\|thumb\|811x811px]]Religion wars are conflicts between adults about who has the cooler imaginary friend.▼ ▲Religion wars are conflicts between adults about who has the cooler imaginary friend. "Campers wear Pampers" - Me all the fucking time playing deathmatch "Hey did u fall from heaven cuz ur face got pretty fucked on the way down" - ~~get~~Lines ~~rekt~~like ~~random~~this ~~scrub~~are the reason im single I'm online 24/7 so chances are high that i will appear everywhere. Line 15 ⟶ 14: My pastas (may contain W.I.P / deleted ones) <tabber>~~\|-\|(D)A programmer's fate=~~ ~~I was sitting in my room and after fapping to pictures of nicolas~~ ~~cage i decided to continue working on my project on cryengine, Shmender's forest. It is a totally original game and not a slender's forest ripoff.~~ ~~As you can tell by the title, the game was quite scary- if you die you would actually hear yourself scream.~~ After finishing the programming of Shmender, i heard a scream. I played this off as a glitch because its a scream used in-game so i didn't mind it. When i started testing the game, it was all normal. When i got the shotgun, however, it started turning around, facing the camera. I only heard a click, next thing i know is i am twitching on the floor, screaming like a freaking Psychopath with hallucinations. After i calmed down, i went to sleep. When i woke up in the morning and wanted to go to work, something held me back. I started my PC and opened Cryengine. I was not prepared for what came next. It was a picture, appearing only for a split second but it was enough time for a gamer like me to take a screenshot. When i looked at it, i was horrified. It showed me dangling from a rope on my neck upside down, eyes staring at the camera. I backed ~~<nowiki> </nowiki>away and started to spamclick on avira, hoping it was just some kind of~~ sick photoshop prank a virus gave me. As soon as i clicked on it for the 666th time, the game opened. It wasn't Cryengine, it was the game itself which is impossible because its still not finished. I realized i can't do anything expect to play the game, so i reluctantly pressed on "START". I started off in the 10th level, without a flashlight but with some kind of eerie glow coming from everything. I walked to the part where you would fight Shmender, but all i saw is a man crying on the floor.When i approached him, i realized it was Shmender. He looked at me and said "Why, Ryan, why?" I started to panick. I heard of similar things happening to other people, but i always thought this shit only happens to Rednecks living in their mom's basement. I immediately turned the PC off and tried to get up, but something glued me to my chair. The last thing i ever saw was <strike>yo momma's ass</strike> a screen showing me dead. ''Police have found an unharmed dead body with a horrified expression. There seems to be no cause because there is no "scared to death". After investigating the crime scene, police officers got an anonymus phonecall stating someone named "{{USERNAME}}" as the next victim.'' <hr>▼ ~~''Raythornclaw's try on making a creepypasta but turning into a crappypasta''~~ \|-\|(W.I.P)Trollpastia: a story= Once upon a time in teletubbyland, EVIL PATRIXXX went to school. Line 44 ⟶ 26: "But first, we need to find and rescue the other rejected pastas! We won't be like creepypastia!" Shrek exclaimed. "You're right. I heard they are held imprisoned in the deletion logs. We will need all of our courage and power to survive." Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisici elit, sed eiusmod tempor incidunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequat. Quis aute iure reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint obcaecat cupiditat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum, epic adventure yadda yadda, they reached the deletion logs. \|-\|Jeff the Killer but Jeff is Nigel Thornberry= Excerpt from a local Newspaper: Line 218 ⟶ 202: "Shhhhhhh," Nigel Thornberry said. "Just go to sleep." \|-\|I know god= >I know god Ernie. God is a can of gas and a box of matches. With those two things you can create, and you can destroy. Save life or take it. People always had to suffer before they received god's mercy, Ernie. You can pray for them, but sometimes the best way to help is just to get all their suffering out of the way.< >Bert? I-I don't know what to say. You burned those kids, Bert!< >I'm not burning people, Ernie. I just bring them closer to god.< ▲<hr> </tabber> {\| class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed t-table" \|-