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{{Archived Profile}}{{Quote|What does this button do? What does THIS button do? What does this but- *KABOOM*|Me, when I first became admin}}
 
My real name is Dick. I am 69 inches tall. I wake up and go into Asshole every day. That is my job. I have friends, I like to call them "balls". They are living together. They are twins.
It's Ken Kaniff, on the, internet, trying to, lure your kids with him, into bed
 
Usually not that active but I try to be in the chat whenever.
Nah, my real name is Dick. I am 69 inches tall. I wake up and go into Asshole every day. That is my job. I have friends, I like to call them "balls". They are living together. They are twins.
 
==Here are some (ACTIVE) people that I like:==
<nowiki>[[</nowiki>File:Fatals_bitch_want_suck_my_dick.png|thumb|Ah, fun times with SOMEGUY. Not gay. I later found out that Callie's response to this was "What time and what place? ;D"]]
 
*[[User:SOMEGUY123|SOMEGUY123]]
Mah siggie: [[User:Givemepancakes|<font color="Red">And remember: Gravy ain't no vegetable:</font>]] [[User_talk:Givemepancakes|<font color="Blue">It's the most BITCHINest BITCH fruit.</font>]] 00:22, May 3, 2013 (UTC)
*[[User:Fatal Disease|Fatal Disease]]
*[[User:Superplankofdeath|Superplankofdeath]]
*[[User:SonicFanForever|SonicFanForever]]
*Asian letters man
*[[User:NightmaresEvets]] (HAHA NOT REALLY)
 
==My favoriteFavorite pagesMusic==
I am mainly for rock and rap, but I'll listen to anything as long as it is made interesting. Click the links to get a song which I consider something to "sell" someone on an artist. This is not neccesarily the best song, rather, one that represents their style or skill overall the most.
 
Here are some random artists that I like in no particular order:
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN3ABDzdLls Led Zeppelin]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOqDCSRNgj4 Guns And Roses (I swear I'm not actually misogynistic)]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18OuaPIlbPU AC/DC]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAccm7xUH38 Eminem. ] Fuck it, pick any song you want.
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvezjDat48U Aerosmith]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qjd7EbUUds8 Nas]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTFD5DZwK7g Boston]
*Kanye West (I can't find the video I was planning to put here on Youtube, look up "Runaway")
*Kendrick Lamar
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIjUY3pjN8E CCR]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgg2hHHtAsA D12]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBecM3CQVD8 Rolling Stones]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw_Lf-JhdSU The Scorpions]
*U2
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuyvT8nFMLY Van Halen]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4kkzsRJObE Tech N9ne]
*ZZ Top
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjPbID4T4Mg Hopsin]
Hooray for variety!
 
<nowiki>[[</nowiki>File:3PAC - THE REAL RAP GOD (EMINEM DISS)|thumb|right|335 px|Video possibly related]]
 
Mah siggie: [[User:Givemepancakes|<font color="Red">Givemepancakes is in the building, uh-huh/</font>]][[User_talk:Givemepancakes|<font color="Blue">We gon' have one hell of a '''TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME, RIGHT NOW!'''</font>]] 23:58, March 6, 2014 (UTC)
 
==My favorite pages==
* [[BEACH BOIS HIDDEN ALBUM; FROWN]]
* [[Diarrhea Laser Guns]]
* [[Noodles]]
* [[EXE.EXE]]
* [[EXE.EXE 2: Abloogy Woogy Woo.]] (Note: This one might get it's own GALLBLADDERIE too)
* [[The time I smoked 2 marijuanas]]
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== Pages I made (or contributed to greatly)==
[[:Category:Pancake Farts|They're all here.]]
*[[Anus Cancer]]
*[[Boogie People]]
*[[(Community Trollpasta) PATRIXXXS ADDVHENTHUR]]
*[[(Community Trollpasta) RAEPED BY POT ROST]]
*[[Creepypasta Wiki Users Spinoffs|Creepypasta Wiki Users Spinoffs (well, one part about me)]]
*[[Diarrhea Laser Guns|Diarrhea Laser Guns (The second paragraph and second image)]]
*[[TROLLPASTA PROFILES|TROLLPASTA PROFILES (Furbearingbrick's card)]]
*[[EXE.EXE]]
*[[EXE.EXE 2: Abloogy Woogy Woo.]] (Elliot made part of the epilogue though)
*[[How The Tails Doll Was Made]]
*[[What happen shit?]] (This is one of my lesser known ones, I thought it was deleted at first)
*[[TEH WUN TYME I WACH A RLY SCERKY SHO|TEH WUN TYME I WACH A RLY SCERKY SH]]O
*[[GERASIM AND FORENZIK'S BLIND DATE]]
*[[ATAK UF MARIE SOOZ (Pancakes and Sektor collab)]]
*[[EVIL XBOXXX (Collab)]]
*[[OMG ITZ DA SLENDRWI]]
*[[SCP: Containment Breach EVIL VERSION]]
*[[Black Ops 2 EVIL VERSION]]
*[[Holder Of The Wat]]
*[[The super evil caterpie that killedded all my otehr pokermons]]
*[[An Edgy Story]]
*[[GOODBYE SON1C PART 0: THE PREQUEL]]
*[[The Fine Day Upon Which I Smoked Two Opiums]]
*[[Wyrm Jeff: The Timeline]]
*[[GOODBYE S0N1C PART 1: THE GARAGE SAIL]]
*[[Pokemang Creepizzle Blak]]
*[[GENERIC ANTI-PONY PASTA]]
*[[TEH AKSHOOL AKSHOOL SHORTEST PASTA EVAR]]
 
[[File:Jeff_banned_from_wiki.jpg|thumb|JEFF SEEZ DAT HE GOT BANNED]]
 
==THE JEFFCAPS WARS==
Recently I have been having a contest with Furbearingbrick to see how many pastas we can make based off of the Jeff The Killer Spinoffs. Here are my entries in order of oldest to newest:
#[[Jeff The Killer Gets Banned From The Wiki And Gets Butthurt]]
#[[JEFF WRITES A KID'S TV SHOW]]
#[[JEFF LICKS A FROZEN DOORKNOB]]
#[[JEFF THE KILLER PLAYS HAPPY WHEELS]]
#[[JEFF IS SPRAYED BY A SKUNK]]
#[[JEFF'S KILLER ROBOT]]
#[[JEFF THE KILLER BECOMES WILE E. COYOTE]]
#[[JEFF THE KILLER PEES ON HERON'S NEST]]
#[[JEFF THE KILLER V.S THE CONCEPT OF INERTIA]]
#[[JEFF INSERTS AN ENTIRE MARCHING BAND INTO HIS ASS]]
And here's Furbearingbrick's pastas:
#[[JEFF'S ROID RAGE]]
#[[Jeff Gets The Mother Of All Toothaches]]
#[[JEFF'S DICK]]
#[[JEFF ANGERS THE TOILET GOD]]
#[[JEFF OVEREATS]]
#[[FURBEARINGBRICK ARM WRESTLES JEFF THE KILLER]]
#[[FAT JEFFS IN PARTY HATS]]
#[[JEFF'S AMAZING BUTTWINGS]]
#[[JEFF AND THE INFLATABLE SHEEP]]
#[[Jeff Steps On The Broken Glass Beast]]
Special mention goes to [[Jeff Gets Diabeetus|this story,]] written by a third party.
 
 
 
UPDATE: Recently, my good friend SEKTOR has joined the cause. here are his pastas:
#[[JEFF GETS GROUNDED BY BAD GOANIMATE CHARS]]
==COMING SOON==
*Godzilla NES Creepypazta
*D12 HIDDEN ALBUM; ANGLES NIHGT
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