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Nah, myMy real name is Dick. I am 69 inches tall. I wake up and go into Asshole every day. That is my job. I have friends, I like to call them "balls". They are living together. They are twins.
It's Ken Kaniff, on the, internet, trying to, lure your kids with him, into bed
 
Usually not that active but I try to be in the chat whenever.
Nah, my real name is Dick. I am 69 inches tall. I wake up and go into Asshole every day. That is my job. I have friends, I like to call them "balls". They are living together. They are twins.
 
==Here are some (ACTIVE) people that I like:==
[[File:3PAC - THE REAL RAP GOD (EMINEM DISS)|thumb|right|335 px|Video possibly related]]
<nowiki>[[</nowiki>File:Fatals_bitch_want_suck_my_dick.png|thumb|Ah, fun times with SOMEGUY. Not gay. I later found out that Callie's response to this was "What time and what place? ;D"]]
 
*[[User:SOMEGUY123|SOMEGUY123]]
Mah siggie: [[User:Givemepancakes|<font color="Red">And remember: Gravy ain't no vegetable:</font>]] [[User_talk:Givemepancakes|<font color="Blue">It's the most BITCHINest BITCH fruit.</font>]] 00:22, May 3, 2013 (UTC)
*[[User:Fatal Disease|Fatal Disease]]
*[[User:Superplankofdeath|Superplankofdeath]]
*[[User:SonicFanForever|SonicFanForever]]
*Asian letters man
*[[User:NightmaresEvets]] (HAHA NOT REALLY)
 
==My Favorite Music==
I am mainly for rock and rap, but I'll listen to anything as long as it is made interesting. Click the links to get a song which I consider something to "sell" someone on an artist. This is not neccesarily the best song, rather, one that represents their style or skill overall the most.
 
Here are some random artists that I like in no particular order:
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN3ABDzdLls Led Zeppelin]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOqDCSRNgj4 Guns And Roses (I swear I'm not actually misogynistic)]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18OuaPIlbPU AC/DC]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAccm7xUH38 Eminem. ] Fuck it, pick any song you want.
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvezjDat48U Aerosmith]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qjd7EbUUds8 Nas]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTFD5DZwK7g Boston]
*Kanye West (I can't find the video I was planning to put here on Youtube, look up "Runaway")
*Kendrick Lamar
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIjUY3pjN8E CCR]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgg2hHHtAsA D12]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBecM3CQVD8 Rolling Stones]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw_Lf-JhdSU The Scorpions]
*U2
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuyvT8nFMLY Van Halen]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4kkzsRJObE Tech N9ne]
*ZZ Top
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjPbID4T4Mg Hopsin]
Hooray for variety!
 
<nowiki>[[</nowiki>File:3PAC - THE REAL RAP GOD (EMINEM DISS)|thumb|right|335 px|Video possibly related]]
 
Mah siggie: [[User:Givemepancakes|<font color="Red">AndGivemepancakes remember:is Gravyin ain'tthe nobuilding, vegetable:uh-huh/</font>]] [[User_talk:Givemepancakes|<font color="Blue">ItWe gon's thehave mostone BITCHINesthell BITCHof fruit.a '''TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME, RIGHT NOW!'''</font>]] 0023:2258, MayMarch 36, 20132014 (UTC)
 
==My favorite pages==
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== Pages I made (or contributed to greatly)==
[[:Category:Pancake Farts|They're all here.]]
 
[[File:Jeff_banned_from_wiki.jpg|thumb|JEFF SEEZ DAT HE GOT BANNED]]
 
==THE JEFFCAPS WARS==
Recently I have been having a contest with Furbearingbrick to see how many pastas we can make based off of the Jeff The Killer Spinoffs. Here are my entries in order of oldest to newest:
#[[Jeff The Killer Gets Banned From The Wiki And Gets Butthurt]]
#[[JEFF WRITES A KID'S TV SHOW]]
#[[JEFF LICKS A FROZEN DOORKNOB]]
#[[JEFF THE KILLER PLAYS HAPPY WHEELS]]
#[[JEFF IS SPRAYED BY A SKUNK]]
#[[JEFF'S KILLER ROBOT]]
#[[JEFF THE KILLER BECOMES WILE E. COYOTE]]
#[[JEFF THE KILLER PEES ON HERON'S NEST]]
#[[JEFF THE KILLER V.S THE CONCEPT OF INERTIA]]
#[[JEFF INSERTS AN ENTIRE MARCHING BAND INTO HIS ASS]]
And here's Furbearingbrick's pastas:
#[[JEFF'S ROID RAGE]]
#[[Jeff Gets The Mother Of All Toothaches]]
#[[JEFF'S DICK]]
#[[JEFF ANGERS THE TOILET GOD]]
#[[JEFF OVEREATS]]
#[[FURBEARINGBRICK ARM WRESTLES JEFF THE KILLER]]
#[[FAT JEFFS IN PARTY HATS]]
#[[JEFF'S AMAZING BUTTWINGS]]
#[[JEFF AND THE INFLATABLE SHEEP]]
#[[Jeff Steps On The Broken Glass Beast]]
Special mention goes to [[Jeff Gets Diabeetus|this story,]] written by a third party.
 
'''UPDATE''': Recently, my good friend SEKTOR has joined the cause. here are his pastas:
#[[JEFF GETS GROUNDED BY BAD GOANIMATE CHARS]]
==COMING SOON==
*'''Godzilla NES Creepypazta: '''Gizoogle version of the Godzilla NES Creepypasta, with gangsta-ized images. STATUS: In development hell, will be passed off onto another user who can write gangsta without saying the N-word.
*'''D12 HIDDEN ALBUM; ANGLES NIHGT: '''Sequel to BEACH BOIS HIDDEN ALBUM;FROWN, one of my favorite trollpastas of all time. For those that don't know, D12 is a rap group of 6 guys, 1 of which is white and 1 of which is a nasty-ass fat guy named Bizarre Kid. 
*'''(Untitled): The First Gangster Themed Story To Not Be Run Through [[File:VUM4Lc9.jpg|thumb|400px|The protagonist of my Christmas special, Whiggie.]]Gizoogle: '''Originally a Christmas special, but never came through because I needed more time to study.
*'''The Rise Of The Trolls:''' This story is based on all the shit that happened while I was gone for ONE BRIEF MONTH. Let's recap, shall we? Evets struck back, Ceeb showed up, a new butthurt user has taken the throne, the beef between us and MrBigDog has been relit because of something LOLSKELETONS did, And Furbearingbrick has gone rogue after we refused to help her raid someone she didn't like. So, with all of this crazy stuff that's happened, and the stuff that happened before that (Trust me, there's plenty of drama to go around), I've decided to start a series of trollpasta based on these events. It shows the world in a Mad Max-style future, where the TPW is a faction that has started its own settlement to combat the wastes. As for what the other people would be, well, you'll see when it's done... <u>IF THERE'S ONE PROJECT THAT I'M GOING TO FINISH, LET IT BE THIS ONE!!</u>
 
==In Cumclusion==
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