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Nah, myMy real name is Dick. I am 69 inches tall. I wake up and go into Asshole every day. That is my job. I have friends, I like to call them "balls". They are living together. They are twins.▼
==ZE ANTI-AUTOPLAY REICH==
HELLO I AM LITERALLY HITLER BROUGHT BACK FROM THE DEAD TO WAGE WAR ON ZE AUTOPLAY JUDE- *dies*
 
▲Nah, my real name is Dick. I am 69 inches tall. I wake up and go into Asshole every day. That is my job. I have friends, I like to call them "balls". They are living together. They are twins.
 
 
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[[:Category:Pancake Farts|They're all here.]]
 
[[File:Jeff_banned_from_wiki.jpg|thumb|JEFF SEEZ DAT HE GOT BANNED]]
 
==THE JEFFCAPS WARS==
Recently I have been having a contest with Furbearingbrick to see how many pastas we can make based off of the Jeff The Killer Spinoffs. Here are my entries in order of oldest to newest:
#[[Jeff The Killer Gets Banned From The Wiki And Gets Butthurt]]
#[[JEFF WRITES A KID'S TV SHOW]]
#[[JEFF LICKS A FROZEN DOORKNOB]]
#[[JEFF THE KILLER PLAYS HAPPY WHEELS]]
#[[JEFF IS SPRAYED BY A SKUNK]]
#[[JEFF'S KILLER ROBOT]]
#[[JEFF THE KILLER BECOMES WILE E. COYOTE]]
#[[JEFF THE KILLER PEES ON HERON'S NEST]]
#[[JEFF THE KILLER V.S THE CONCEPT OF INERTIA]]
#[[JEFF INSERTS AN ENTIRE MARCHING BAND INTO HIS ASS]]
And here's Furbearingbrick's pastas:
#[[JEFF'S ROID RAGE]]
#[[Jeff Gets The Mother Of All Toothaches]]
#[[JEFF'S DICK]]
#[[JEFF ANGERS THE TOILET GOD]]
#[[JEFF OVEREATS]]
#[[FURBEARINGBRICK ARM WRESTLES JEFF THE KILLER]]
#[[FAT JEFFS IN PARTY HATS]]
#[[JEFF'S AMAZING BUTTWINGS]]
#[[JEFF AND THE INFLATABLE SHEEP]]
#[[Jeff Steps On The Broken Glass Beast]]
Special mention goes to [[Jeff Gets Diabeetus|this story,]] written by a third party.
 
 
'''UPDATE''': Recently, my good friend SEKTOR has joined the cause. here are his pastas:
==People who can feel free to go fuck themselves==
#[[JEFF GETS GROUNDED BY BAD GOANIMATE CHARS]]
#People who think that other people without their opinion are just trying to look edgy by not having that opinion.
#People who put :) at the end of things they say.
#People who call themselves "Random"*
#SuperCutieDraggy.
#Social Justice Warriors.
#People who roleplay excessively. Bonus points if the OC is a wolf.*
#Bible thumpers who claim that equal rights is "oppressing" them somehow.
#People who give half a rat's ass about their gamerscore, leaderboards, etc.*
#People who think spamming the chat with overly gross sexual acts is funny.
#ANYWUN HOO FINKS WRITIN LIEK DIS IZ AN JOKE BYE ITSELF*
#People who talk about "euphoric athiests".
#BigBob123
#People who think I'm a whiteknight by putting BigBob on this list.
#People who think I'm overly negative by making this list
#People who will read this list and try to do all of these things at once for comedy.
Disclaimer "Feel free to fuck themselves" is just me being facetious. If you're one of these things, and there isn't an asterisk at the end of the item, we can probably still be friends. 
==COMING SOON==
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