User:Sack of Nuts
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- What does this button do? What does THIS button do? What does this but- *KABOOM*
- — Me, when I first became admin
My real name is Dick. I am 69 inches tall. I wake up and go into Asshole every day. That is my job. I have friends, I like to call them "balls". They are living together. They are twins.
Here are some (ACTIVE) people that I like:
- SOMEGUY123
- Fatal Disease
- Superplankofdeath
- SonicFanForever
- Asian letters man
- User:NightmaresEvets (HAHA NOT REALLY)
My Favorite Music
I am mainly for rock and rap, but I'll listen to anything as long as it is made interesting. Click the links to get a song which I consider something to "sell" someone on an artist. This is not neccesarily the best song, rather, one that represents their style or skill overall the most.
Here are some random artists that I like in no particular order:
- Led Zeppelin
- Guns And Roses (I swear I'm not actually mysogynistic)
- AC/DC
- Eminem. Fuck it, pick any song you want.
- Aerosmith
- Nas
- Boston
- Kanye West (I can't find the video I was planning to put here on Youtube, look up "Runaway")
- Kendrick Lamar
- CCR
- D12
- Rolling Stones
- The Scorpions
- U2
- Van Halen
- Tech N9ne
- ZZ Top
- Hopsin
Hooray for variety!
Mah siggie: Givemepancakes is in the building, uh-huh/We gon' have one hell of a TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME, RIGHT NOW! 23:58, March 6, 2014 (UTC)
My favorite pages
- BEACH BOIS HIDDEN ALBUM; FROWN
- Noodles
- EXE.EXE 2: Abloogy Woogy Woo. (Note: This one might get it's own GALLBLADDERIE too)
- The time I smoked 2 marijuanas
- Glenn Beck.avi
- Omg Explosion
- Shit
- Read this MOTHERFUCKIN shit yo
- MY PENIS IS BIG!
- LOLSKELETONS IS CLONED PART 2: THE MAN WHO POPPED OUT
- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS
- Tennessee
- HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
- Squidwardz Suicide
Pages I made (or contributed to greatly)
People who can feel free to go fuck themselves
- People who think that other people without their opinion are just trying to look edgy by not having that opinion.
- People who put :) at the end of things they say.
- People who call themselves "Random"*
- SuperCutieDraggy.
- Social Justice Warriors.
- People who roleplay excessively. Bonus points if the OC is a wolf.*
- Bible thumpers who claim that equal rights is "oppressing" them somehow.
- People who give half a rat's ass about their gamerscore, leaderboards, etc.*
- People who think spamming the chat with overly gross sexual acts is funny.
- ANYWUN HOO FINKS WRITIN LIEK DIS IZ AN JOKE BYE ITSELF*
- People who talk about "euphoric athiests".
- BigBob123
- People who think I'm a whiteknight by putting BigBob on this list.
- People who think I'm overly negative by making this list
- People who will read this list and try to do all of these things at once for comedy.
Disclaimer "Feel free to fuck themselves" is just me being facetious. If you're one of these things, and there isn't an asterisk at the end of the item, we can probably still be friends.
COMING SOON
- Godzilla NES Kreepypazta: Gizoogle version of the Godzilla NES Creepypasta, with gangsta-ized images. STATUS: RESTARTED, MAYBE
- D12 HIDDEN ALBUM; ANGLES NIHGT: Sequel to BEACH BOIS HIDDEN ALBUM;FROWN, one of my favorite trollpastas of all time. For those that don't know, D12 is a rap group of 6 guys, 1 of which is white and 1 of which is a nasty-ass fat guy named Bizarre Kid. STATUS: Partially started
- (Untitled): The First Gangster Themed Story To Not Be Run Through Gizoogle: Originally a Christmas special, but never came through because I needed more time to study. STATUS: I have no clue what this will be about, I'll probably just save it for Easter or something.
- The Rise Of The Trolls: This story is based on all the shit that happened while I was gone for ONE BRIEF MONTH. Let's recap, shall we? Evets struck back, Ceeb showed up, a new butthurt user has taken the throne by the name of ObliterationOfTheSelf, the beef between us and MrBigDog has been relit because of something LOLSKELETONS did, And Furbearingbrick has gone rogue after we refused to help her raid someone she didn't like. So, with all of this crazy stuff that's happened, and the stuff that happened before that (Trust me, there's plenty of drama to go around), I've decided to start a series of trollpasta based on these events. It shows the world in a Mad Max-style future, where the TPW is a faction that has started its own settlement to combat the wastes. As for what the other people would be, well, you'll see when it's done... STATUS: I DUNNO SORRY
In Cumclusion
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