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'''"I have a dream... I believe, One day that everyone, everywhere, will know the wonders of my nipples."'''
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'''-Stimpy, 1992'''
 
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[[File:Swaysway.jpg|thumb|263x263px|I'ma 'bout to fuck shit up!]]
Salutations! I am the Great Lord and Master Spooneads! I write trollpastas and lol at other trollpastas.
 
I'm still kickin'[[The Great Sea Beast of Murder|<nowiki/>]][[Category:User]]
Also, Subscribe to my YouTube channel "[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAA-MYOy7c1AdRoPuXAMxEQ Spooneads]" or else Murder!
 
==Pastas that I made!==
 
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Sonic_the_Hedgehog_-_Hell Sonic the Hedgehog - Hell] ''(Shitpasta)''
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Breadwinners_666 Breadwinners 666]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/BUBSY_BOOBCAT_DIES!!!1! BUBSY BOOBCAT DIES!!!1!]
* '''My Little Pony FiM Season 666 Episode 666 '''''(Deleted, but can be found ''[http://trollpasta-archives.wikia.com/wiki/My_Little_Pony_FiM_Season_666_Episode_666 HERE]'')''
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Cheese_Flavored_Bunnies_Riding_Chocolate_Unicycles Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Call_of_Patrixxx_69 '''Call of Patrixxx 69''']
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Squidward's_Spermicide Squidward's Spermicide]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Genocidemouse.avi Genocidemouse.avi]
* The curse of the wretched and vengeful undead ''(Deleted for being to sp00ky)''
* T[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/THE_FINAL_SHOWDOWN_BETWEEN_EVIL_PATRIXXX_AND_SONIC.EXE!!! HE FINAL SHOWDOWN BETWEEN EVIL PATRIXXX AND SONIC.EXE!!!]
* Littlest Pet Shop Theory ''(Deleted for being fucking shite)''
* '''NIGHT OF THE FEMINISTS!!1! '''''(Deleted, but can be found ''[http://trollpasta-archives.wikia.com/wiki/NIGHT_OF_THE_FEMINISTS!!!1! HERE]'')''
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/SNUGGLE_WUGGLES_THE_HORROR_MONSTER%21 SNUGGLE WUGGLES THE HORROR MONSTER!!]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Cursed_Love_Hearts?venotify=created The Cursed Love Hearts]
* Alfe is Love, Alfe is Life... ''(Deleted for being a Shrek is Love ripoff)''
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/EVIL_ALLEN_GREGORYXXX EVIL ALLEN GREGORYXXX]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Cheese_Flavored_Bunnies_Riding_Chocolate_Unicycles_2_-_Big_Relentless_Bagels Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles 2 - Big Relentless Bagels]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/REN_HOEK%27S_PAINIS_COMES_TO_LIFE_AND_DIEDS_STIMPY!!!! REN HOEKS PAINIS COMES TO LIFE AND DIEDS STIMPY!!!]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_scariest_story_ever_told... The scariest story ever told...]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/EVIL_PATRIXXX_AND_EVIL_KERMIXXX_HAVE_AN_EVIL_BABIXXX?venotify=created EVIL PATRIXXX AND EVIL KERMIXXX HAVE AN EVIL BABIXXX]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/TEH_EVUL_EXAM%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21?venotify=created '''TEH EVUL EXAM!!!!''']
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_day_I_fell_in_love_with_a_donkey%27s_ass The day I fell in love with a donkey's ass]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Excessive_Profanity Excessive Profanity]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/EVIL_PATRIXXX_VS._MOAR_KRABS!!!!!!! EVIL PATRIXXX VS MOAR KRABS!!!!!!]
* '''Winnie the fucking piece of shit''' ''(NOOOO!!! IT GOT DELETED!!!)''
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Windows_Hyper-Realistic_Edition Windows Hyper-Realistic Edition]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Wander_over_Yonder_theory_(100%25_TRUE) '''Wander over Yonder theory''']
* ULTRA MECHA DEATH SATAN TACO EXTREME APOCALYPSE LASER ''(Deleted for being to OP)''
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/HOW_THE_SKELETONS_STOLE_KRISTMAS%21%21%21%21?venotify=created '''HOW THE SKELETONS STOLE KRISTMAS!!!!''']
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Breadwinners_Bootleg '''Breadwinners Bootleg''']
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Barnyard.exe Barnyard.exe]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/EVIL_SWAYSWAYXXX_AND_EVIL_BUHDEUCXXX EVIL SWAYSWAYXXX AND EVIL BUHDEUCXXX]
* Otis the Rapist ''(Deleted for being high in NSFW content. OTIS IS STILL COMING FOR YOU THOUGH!!)''
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Harry_Potter_and_the_Hyperrealistic_Blood Harry Potter and the Hyperrealistic Blood]
 
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/So_fuxxxing_scary_u_guize.jpg So fuxxxing scary u guize.jpg]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/THE_MOST_ORIGINAL_CREEPYPASTA_EVER_LIKE_SERIOUSLY_THIS_IS_100%25_ABSOLUTELY_CLICH%C3%89_FREE_U_GUIZE_NOPE_THIS_IS_TOTALLY_CREATIVE_AND_ORIGINAL_AND_REALLY_FUXXXING_SUPR_SKARY_OK%3F!%3F!%3F!%3F!%3F!%3F%3F!%3F!!%3F!%3F!!!%3F%3F!!! '''THE MOST ORIGINAL CREEPYPASTA EVER LIKE SERIOUSLY THIS IS 100% ABSOLUTELY CLICHÉ FREE U GUIZE NOPE THIS IS TOTALLY CREATIVE AND ORIGINAL AND REALLY FUXXXING SUPR SKARY OK?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!!!??!!!''']
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/EVIL_HITLERXXX EVIL HITLERXXX]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/EVIL_PATRIXXX_VS._NICKI_MINAJ!!!!!! EVIL PATRIXXX VS. NICKI MINAJ!!!!!]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/My_Considerably_Small_Equine:_Acquaintanceship_is_beyond_scientific_explanation_Season_666_Episode_666 My Considerably Small Equine: Acquaintanceship is beyond scientific explanation Season 666 Episode 666]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/EEVIIL_PAATRIIXXXX_DAAH_SUBSTITOOT_TECHER!!!!!!!!!!!! EEVIILL PAATRIIXXXX DAAH SUBSTITOOT TECHER!!!!!!!!!!!!]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/COSMO_SHOTS_KAMEHAMEHA_LASERS_OUT_HIS_PAINIS_AN_DIEDS_WANDA!!!! COSMO SHOTS KAMEHAMEHA LASERS OUT HIS PAINIS AN DIEDS WANDA!!!!]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Pet_Sitter_Patrixxx '''Pet Sitter Patrixxx''']
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/EVIL_PATRIXXX_VS._GIYGAS EVIL PATRIXXX VS. GIYGAS!!!!]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/THE_TRUTH_BEHIND_SELF_SERVICE_CHECKOUTS!!!!!!!! DA TRUTH BEHIND SELF SERVICE CHECKOUTS!!!!!!!]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Animated_Atrocities_LOST_EPISODE!!! '''Animated Atrocities LOST EPISODE!!!''']
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/SWAYSWAY_DIES!!!!! SWAYSWAY DIES!!!!!]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Skeleton_Apocalypse The Skeleton Apocalypse]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/THE_RETURN_OF_EVIL_SWAYSWAYXXX_AND_EVIL_BUHDEUCXXX THE RETURN OF EVIL SWAYSWAYXXX AND EVIL BUHDEUCXXX]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Legend_of_Zelda:_Majoras_Super_Scary_Hyperrealistic_Mask_of_Murder_an_fagits_version_1337_PATRIXXX_edition '''The Legend of Zelda: Majoras Super Scary Hyperrealistic Mask of Murder an fagits version 1337 PATRIXXX edition''']
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/ZOMG_IZ_ZGARIEZED_BAZDA_LIGE_1337_H4X_(Translated_version) ZOMG IZ ZGARIEZED BAZDA LIGE 1337 H4X (Translated version)]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/MY_100%25_LEGIT_FAIRLY_ODD_PARENTS_THEORY MY 100% LEGIT FAIRLY ODD PARENTS THEORY]
* [[The Great Sea Beast of Murder|<nowiki/>]][http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Great_Sea_Beast_of_Murder '''The Great Sea Beast of Murder''']
'''(The ones in bold are recommended readings. These ones are better.)'''
[[File:Breadwinners reaction 2.gif|thumb|268x268px|Your reaction to my pastas]]
== Pastas I have planned ==
* NIGHT OF THE ATHEISTS!!1!
* Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles 3
* EVIL PATRIXXX VS OTIS THE RAPIST!!!!!
* NIGHT OF THE FUNDAMENTALISTS!!1!
* ATTACK OF THE NAZI SKELETONS!
 
== Q&A Shit you don't give 2 fucks about! ==
'''''Hey Spooneads, out of all the shitty trollpastas you've wrote, which one do you consider to be the best?'''''
 
This is a tough choice. For me, it's probably one of the following:
* My Little Pony FiM Season 666 Episode 666 ''(But alas, twas deleted... R.I.P.)''
 
* NIGHT OF THE FEMINISTS!1!!
 
* TEH EVUL EXAM!!!
 
* Wander over Yonder theory (100% TRUE)
 
* THE MOST ORIGINAL CREEPYPASTA EVER LIKE SERIOUSLY THIS IS 100% ABSOLUTELY CLICHÉ FREE U GUIZE NOPE THIS IS TOTALLY CREATIVE AND ORIGINAL AND REALLY FUXXXING SUPR SKARY OK?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!!!??!!!
'''''Okay then, which one(s) do you consider the worst?'''''
 
Discounting deleted pastas, Probably one of the following
* Breadwinners 666 (only because it was my first trollpasta)
* so fuxxxing scary u guize.jpg
'''''What are your hobbies?'''''
* Writing shitty trollpasta, hoping it doesn't get deleted.
* Watching YouTube Videos, and commenting a lot.
* Playing Video Games
* Watching Aminated Cartoonios
* Violently f4ppng to h0m0seXua1 pr0nz
* Drinking Pepsi Max
* Various other unproductive things
'''''What's your favorite game?'''''
 
MOTHER 3 for the Gameboy Advance. EarthBound, Minecraft, and Sonic 3 and Knuckles are close 2nd, 3rd and 4th.
 
'''''How old are you?'''''
 
As of January 25th 2015, I am 16.
 
'''''Pepsi or Coke?'''''
 
I'm a dedicated Pepsi Max drinker, but regular Pepsi makes me sick so I'm still trying to decide. If I had to put all of their drinks in order, it would go something like this:
# Pepsi Max
# Coca-Cola
# Coca-Cola Cherry
# Coca-Cola Zero
# Coca-Cola Life
# Pepsi Diet
# Diet Coke
# Pepsi
'''''Do you worship EVIL PATRIXXX with all of your heart?'''''
 
I'm disappointed in all of those who don't.
 
'''''Do you like being a brony faggot?'''''
 
Oh very much so!
 
== My Trollpasta OC's ==
 
=== '''<u>CFBRCU Canon OC's.</u>''' ===
* Dylan Ricky (Debut: [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Cheese_Flavored_Bunnies_Riding_Chocolate_Unicycles Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles])
Dylan Ricky the Magical Flying Hoover is the Successor to the Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles, and defeated the Big Relentless Bagels, Spooky Pumpkins with Chicken Legs, Mecha Waffles of Doom and The Great Sea Beast of Doom in an epic battle, saving us all.
* The Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles (Debut: [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Cheese_Flavored_Bunnies_Riding_Chocolate_Unicycles_2_-_Big_Relentless_Bagels Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles 2 - Big Relentless Bagels])
These are the 6 true Gods, controlling Life, Death, Joy, Despair, Purity and Discord in perfect harmony.
* The Big Relentless Bagels (Debut: [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Cheese_Flavored_Bunnies_Riding_Chocolate_Unicycles_2_-_Big_Relentless_Bagels Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles 2 - Big Relentless Bagels])
Militant enemies of the Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles, these things are violent, using teddy bear stuffing mallets to cause chaos and destruction to spite the 6 Gods.
* The Spooky Pumpkins with Chicken Legs (Debut: [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Cheese_Flavored_Bunnies_Riding_Chocolate_Unicycles Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles])
Enemies of the Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles, these things have a lot in common with the Big Relentless Bagels. These however, are more sneaky, spiteful, and MUCH SPOOKIER! While the Big Relentless Bagels are just violent and dangerous.
* The Mecha Waffles of Doom (Debut:[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Great_Sea_Beast_of_Murder The Great Sea Beast of Murder])
Enemies of the Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles, The Mecha Waffles of Doom take a more underground approach, secretly planning big attacks instead of causing chaos. They are much more intelligent and considerably more powerful than the Big Relentless Bagels and Spooky Pumpkins with Chicken Legs. And they have several human Allies.
* The Great Sea Beast of Murder (Debut:[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Great_Sea_Beast_of_Murder The Great Sea Beast of Murder])
The greatest, most powerful enemy of the Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles, and is also head of the "Resistance", so to speak. Leading the Big Relentless Bagels, Spooky Pumpkins with Chicken Legs, AND the Mecha Waffles of Doom to a close victory, until they were all thwarted and defeated by Dylan Ricky.
 
=== '''<u>EVIL SWAYSWAYXXX and EVIL BUHDEUCXXX Canon OC's</u>''' ===
* EVIL SWAYSWAYXXX (Debut: [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Breadwinners_Bootleg Breadwinners Bootleg])
An evil version of Swaysway from the show Breadwinners. He delivers Hyperrealistic bread made out of kiddies souls, rapes ducks, party punches people and uses his bread gun to kill people.
* EVIL BUHDEUCXXX (Debut: [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Breadwinners_Bootleg Breadwinners Bootleg])
An evil version of Buhdeuce from the show Breadwinners. He works with EVIL SWAYSWAYXXX, cannibalizes ducks, booty kicks people and uses his epic haxxxxor ninja skills and nuclear farts on people to kill them.
* Samurai-Midi (Debut: [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/EVIL_SWAYSWAYXXX_AND_EVIL_BUHDEUCXXX EVIL SWAYSWAYXXX AND EVIL BUHDEUCXXX])
The Samurai alter-ego of T-Midi from the show Breadwinners. He is the enemy of EVIL SWAYSWAYXXX and EVIL BUHDEUCXXX and will fight with his "ULTRAMATE DAPPER SWORD" or the brutality of Swaysway & Buhdeuce's bread.
 
Holy fuck I'm a pathetic human being. I don't even like Breadwinners.
=== <u>'''COMMONLY RECURRING OC's'''</u> ===
* The Crazy Pedophile on Crack (Debut:[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Cursed_Love_Hearts?venotify=created The Cursed Love Hearts])
Lives down the road, selling bootleg video games in his garage sale.
* Otis the Rapist (Debut: [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Barnyard.exe Barnyard.exe])
Lives inside cursed copies of the movie Barnyard, and is released whenever it is viewed. He rapes unsuspecting people, unleashing his bizarre disturbing fetishes. He then kills his victims by shot lasers out of his nose.
=== '''<u>NON CANON / ONE TIME OC's</u>''' ===
* Snuggle Wuggles the Horror Monster (Debut: [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/SNUGGLE_WUGGLES_THE_HORROR_MONSTER%21 SNUGGLE WUGGLES THE HORROR MONSTER!!])
He is stronger than every single pasta monster ever made combined times infinity. He's seriously like, so powerful you guys! AND HE'S COMING FOR YOU!!!!
* EVIL ALLEN GREGORYXXX (Debut: [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/EVIL_ALLEN_GREGORYXXX EVIL ALLEN GREGORYXXX])
An Evil version of Allen Gregory. He attempts to murder every single fucking thing he sees. What am I doing with my life?
* EVIL MAXXXX (Debut: [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/EVIL_PATRIXXX_AND_EVIL_KERMIXXX_HAVE_AN_EVIL_BABIXXX?venotify=created EVIL PATRIXXX AND EVIL KERMIXXX HAVE AN EVIL BABIXXX])
The loving EVIL CHILXXX of EVIL PATRIXXX and EVIL KERMIXXX.
* EVIL GILDEROYXXX LOCKHEARXXX (Debut: [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Harry_Potter_and_the_Hyperrealistic_Blood Harry Potter and the Hyperrealistic Blood])
An evil version of Gilderoy Lockheart from Harry Potter 2. He can fire the legendary ULTRA MECHA DEATH SATAN TACO EXTREME APOCALYPSE LASER, which is the most powerful laser in all of fictional history.
* EVIL HITLERXXX (Debut: [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/EVIL_HITLERXXX EVIL HITLERXXX])
Adolf Hitler as a trollpasta character. He fires Anti-Semitism lasers and Hyperrealistic Gas at his victims, and attacked Spooneads for being bi. He is also the leader of the Nazi Skeletons, but he lost in a fight with EVIL PATRIXXX. This is my most offensive character. Sorry everyone...
== SPOONEADS' TROLLPASTA REWARDS (MY OPINION OKAY??!?!!)!!!!![[Category:User]] ==
[[File:Winner.jpg|thumb|236x236px]]
'''Funniest Trollpasta'''
 
[http://trollpasta-archives.wikia.com/wiki/PAATRIXXX_DA_MOVEI PAATRIXXX DA MOVEI] by LOLPATRIXXX ''(uploaded to TP Archives Wiki by me)''
 
'''Most Unreadable Trollpasta'''
 
[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/ZOMG_IZ_ZGARIEZED_BAZDA_LIGE_1337_H4X ZOMG IZ ZGARIEZED BAZDA LIGE 1337 H4X] by Cabalsd412
 
'''Best Name for a Trollpasta'''
 
[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/One_day_i_woke_up_and_found_my_butt_was_missing_it_was_terrible One day i woke up and found my butt was missing it was terrible] by Rinskuro13
 
'''Most legitimately scary Trollpasta'''
 
''undecided''
 
'''Worst Shitpasta'''
 
[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Scooby_Doo_Theory Scooby Doo Theory] by I don't fucking know!
 
== Super Duper Happy Dappy Fun Fun Gallery Of Murder ==
<gallery>
MLG Ness.jpg|ZOMG IT'S MY SUPR SWEGGY AVATAR!
SPOOKY LOOMYNARTY.jpg|LOOMYNARTY CONFIRMED!!!!
crazy twilight.jpg|ZOMG IT'S MY YOUTUBE AVATAR!!!
Monster Zero in Minecraft.png|I built this all by myself!
Spongebob disturbing face.png|Me when I watch you sleep
My MC Skin.png|My Minecraft Skin
Rapdog.png|My Idol
PATRIXXX Mordegard Glesgorv.png|My Lord and Master
Alpha121.JPG|ZOMG 130+ SUBSCRIBERS!!!!!
Breadwinners.jpg|R.I.P in piece old avatar...
INTENSIFIES.gif|I fucked everyone you have ever loved...
Jellyfishing is cool.jpg|I bring teh sweg eerywhere I go
</gallery>
 
== Trollpasta "Quality Control" rant ==
[[File:You-re-tearing-me-apart-lisa-o.gif|thumb|220x220px|'''''<u>YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, ADMINS!</u>''''']]
I'm not very happy. Because, while trollpasta quality control might seem contradictory, it's not a TERRIBLE idea (especially when it's used on one sentence pastas and Shrek is Love ripoffs). But the admins just seem to be deleting as they please, getting rid of, not only trollpastas with some genuine fucking effort put into them, but some trollpastas that are actually pretty funny!
 
I can accept the removal of some of my own trollpastas. I mean, I pretty much requested for Littlest Pet Shop Theory and Alfe is love to be removed, The curse of the wretched and vengeful undead was a one sentence pasta that won't be missed anyway, and Otis the Rapist was pretty much a pure NSFW pasta.
 
But the removal of 2 particular trollpastas of mine kind of made me pissed. Firstly, Winnie the fucking piece of shit was removed, and I can only assume it was removed due to the high amounts of NSFW content in it. However, it did have a lot of creepypasta parody in it, and was one of my better ones. And I LEGITIMATELY HAVE NO IDEA why My Little Pony FiM Season 666 Episode 666 was removed. Not only was that my most popular trollpasta, but, in my own personal opinion, it was my best one. And it's not just my pastas, I've seen other decent trollpastas get the chop while dozens of shitty ripoffs, one sentence pastas and pure NSFW pastas go on untouched.
 
Yes I know, I'm just some butthurt mediocre trollpasta writer, but the fact that trollpastas with genuine effort put into them are being removed, and the fact that they're taking this quality control so far ON TROLLPASTA WIKI, is just irritating.
 
kthxbai
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