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Hello, Mr. AdminOfTrollpasta, it is I, Godlys. Spooky month is coming soon, which means you literally are FORCED to feature my funny trollpasta, “Nightmare on Sesame Street”: https://trollpasta.miraheze.org/wiki/Nightmare_on_Sesame_Street
 
There literally is reasons why, and if you don’t well OOF YOU:
 
1. It’s the only Trollpasta pertaining to Halloween, the only thing worthwhile to October. The spooky, scary movie I watched was about Baby Bear trick or treating on Sesame Street on All Hallows’ Eve before finding scary ghosts.
 
2. I have literally changed Trollpastas for the better and made a risk. Of course, this happened because it was the first, and so far only, pasta even slightly mentioning Halloween.
 
3. I am an EPIC HACKER on the Mirahezeiums! I just have to use my secret trick of spamming the log in button until it glitches and gives me permission to do whatever. 😈 I will type a command that’ll unadmin you: “;AdminBan TrickyNix.” I know what you might be thinking, “oH nOeS, nOt Da DrEaDeD aDmInBaN!1!1!1!1!1”, but just trust me bro. If you don’t feature my pasta coming of next month, you’ll see why I replace you.
 
4. I’m autistic. You don’t understand how bad it’ll be on your reputation, image, and even career on the wiki if I accuse you of ableism and make up evidence just because you don’t feature me!
 
5. It’s 5 months from my birthday. You might wonder why this is a reason, but let me explain! You see, that pasta was made in February, and my birthday was March 1st so it would be possible for you to feature me to celebrate my special day and essentially shout me out. But, you didn’t and that’s not very nice. You neglected me and never gave me my birthday present. :( I’m currently crying and shaking, why couldn’t you do that?! 😭
 
6. It’s definitely funny. Trust me, all those haters saying that I call myself Godlys but the “only thing” godly about me is how “unfunny” that is are lying. They’re just jealous they couldn’t make such a masterpiece that’s pretty damn good!
 
7. It’s a delicacy among Halloween stories, so this MUST be featured. I mean, who even gives a fuck about CrapDay the 13th?!
 
8. Cancellations and exposed videos exist! You’re so getting exposed to my 50 Twitter followers if you don’t do what I want. If unknown accounts go viral for cancelling Mr. Beast after every single video he makes, this will too. Except you’re not known as an extremely kind man who gives millions for every video, so this will work and tons of cancelled videos will be made by YouTubers and I might even be able to successfully sue you. [[User:Godlys|Godlys]] ([[User talk:Godlys|talk]]) 21:32, 23 September 2023 (UTC)
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