Vladimir Putin and Ivan Drago the Machoke: Difference between revisions

This is the story of how they first met. It is predicted that he would have found this Machoke that he names Ivan Drago in the freezing expanses of Siberia, while he was hunting great bears with only a musket and a flask of Vodka. Luckily, when he was out hunting, he would have brought along a healthy supply of Pokeballs and rocks throw if he were to find a Pokemon upon chance. Putin would have a whole array of Pokeballs at the Kremlin on display. Great Balls, Ultra Balls, Net Balls, Nest Balls, Premier Balls, Dark Balls, Quick Balls, Timer Balls; just about every kind of Pokeball you can imagine. (He also used to have a Master Ball, but he suspected that the bitch that ran Du du Deutchland stole it when she last came to suck off his dick. He was always suspicious of her, but gosh darn, she did give a fine blow!) He also had copies of gym-badges from all around the Pokemon regions, and he proudly displayed all of this. After hours of exploring, he finally happened upon a wild and vicious creature while crawling through some tall, frost-bitten grass.

Could it be a wild Ursaring? A carnivorous Beartic? No. It was a normal, hostile bear. He got ready to attack, but something else happened. Putin heard the mystifying melody of gruffness, a Pokemon's voice! "MAAA-CHOKE!" it roared. Out of nowhere, a huge, purple fist punched the bear away, sending it flying through the air and into the horizon, much like how Team Rocket in the Pokemon Anime would “Blast-off”. It disappeared into the horizon with a twinkle, and a final roar- which Putin thought was saying: "I’m blasting off again!” Putin looked to his savior- a hulking, purple beast of a Pokemon- Machoke. Once it was done posing, the Machoke looked to Vladimir, and closed its eyes.