Vladimir Putin and Ivan Drago the Machoke: Difference between revisions

I have surmised that Vladimir Putin's favorite Pokemon would most likely be Machoke.

 

 

This is the story of how they first met. It is predicted that he would have found this Machoke that he names Ivan Drago in the freezing expanses of Siberia, while he was hunting great bears with only a musket and a flask of Vodka. Luckily, when he was out hunting, he would have brought along a healthy supply of Pokeballs and rocks throw if he were to find a Pokemon upon chance. Putin would have a whole array of Pokeballs at the Kremlin on display. Great Balls, Ultra Balls, Net Balls, Nest Balls, Premier Balls; just about every kind of Pokeball you can imagine. He also had copies of gym-badges from all around the Pokemon regions, and he proudly displayed all of this. After hours of exploring, he finally happened upon a wild and vicious creature while crawling through some tall, frost-bitten grass.