WHEN DED MEMES ATTAK!: Difference between revisions

== PROLOGUEPrologue ==

Cool Cat wanted to strike after being beaten into the ground. His piss stained costume was dirty and bloodied. He decided that he had to start an army and takeover the world, and then people would know the name that is Cool Cat. He decided to shit magical orange cat shit on every meme's grave. Because magic or something, they all came back to life. SUddenlySuddenly, facebookFacebook flooded with shitty memes and vine became more of a cancer mine that everyone liked. They then brainwashed everyone, except me, because fuck memes.

== Chapter 3Three: Undercover Memeage ==

Because I didn't want to live in a world of autism, I ran to my house like a pussy. I decided I had to go into the meme HQ and find out what kills them. So I printed out a doge mask and taped it to my face. I ran to the meme base that iI knew where it was because iI know everything fuck off and enterdentered the room. I was like "much meme" "such lolz" "wow". They believed me because memes are fucking retarded and braindead. So then iI asked the rage face "what kills memes so iI can kill myself." He was like "anything really we died like people so we can make an edgy gorefestgore-fest." I was "ok". So then the REAL doge came in and was like "wow" "much fake" "really spy" "wow". Then cool cat came out of my asshole and said "COOL CAT LOVES TO BOOGIE WOOGIE." Then they chloroformed me and threw me in cool cat's torture/sex dungeon.

== Chapter 4Four: The Dungeon ==

I woke up. I was chained to the wall with a gag apple in my mouth. Then doge came in. I guessed he was here to torture me. He pressed a button on the wall. It made a screen flip down. He typed some shit on youtubeYouTube and made me watch the worst things ever. He started making me watch vine comps and cringe comps and undertaleUndertale ocsOCs on deviantartDeviantArt. It was too much. I tried to blink, but he chainechained my eyelids to the wall. I decided because memes are stupid as shit, I could escape.

== Chapter 5Five: -([insert clever meme homage to an escape here)-] ==

I asked the doge if he could let me go. He said k. Then iI ran out like "lel you dumbass" and ran home like the fucking pussy iI was. I decided that iI had to kill the memes. So travel to china, went to a hidden black market that iI knew because plot relevance, bought like 50 guns, traveled back through illegal plane rides, got my guns licensed, and went home and prepared.

'''''TO BE CONTINUED...'''''[[Category:English Class Failure]]