Walker: Texas Ranger Lost Episode: Difference between revisions

Before anyone can act, because of the pure shock of Donald Trump and John Cena doing the tango, Jonlad Trena picks up the P.E.N.I.S. Lazer and throws it acrooss the world. “Well, fuck this I’m out!” say the doctor and Nye in unision. “GREAT FUCKIN’ WORK YOU TWO!” Shouts Zuko as they run. “SHUT UP FLAME BOY!” they respond. “Why the fuck am I still here? Bill Cipher is gone.” Zuko leaves like a little bitch. “Well, it’s just you and me Trena.” “Wrong Leslie, it’s just me…. er us?.... we?.... fuck it! ME!” Thye charge at each other and clash fists like a badass beacuse somehow Leslie doesn’t die instantly. Leslie pulls out the toy knife and begins swinging wildly at Jonald. ‘MISS’, ‘MISS’, ‘MISS’. “When did this turn into Undertale?” Jonald breaks the fourth wall. When I, the writer, told it to. But yeah point taken. Leslie puts up the toy knife. (BTW, kind of important to mention but this guy named Bob Maenus has been watching all this go down. He’s the ACTUAL protagonist here. He was just never brought up at all before now. Y’know, it’s a lost episode, SOMEONE has to be watching it.) After a long and really awesome fight, Leslie somehow stands victorious over Jonald Trena. Afterwords, Leslie goes to the nearest bar and sits down to have a drink. But right as she goes to take a drink, an african-american gentleman wearing an eyepatch comes up to him. “Hello sir, er… madame….. whatever! I’m here to represent the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division. My name, is Nick Fury, and we at S.H.I.E.L.D. want you, Leslie, to join the Avengers. Leslie slams his glas down, and breathes in and says “Mr. Fury, I w-” then the screen cuts to black. It is said whoever views this lost episode of Texas Ranger suffer from diarrhea, nausea, light-headedness, and becoming a homosexual. It is highly advised you never view this episode.” This is what the note my friend ,Bob, sent said. I heard from Bob the next day, He had had a bad case of the shits but that was it. he didn’t die or anything.

The End.