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Vinnce12 walked around his local Walmart, looking for wrestling DVDs, cat food for Stubby and a fire extinguisher to put out the burning crosses the KKK put up in front of his yard (they're kind of assholes like that.) He had gotten the cat food and a couple of DVDs, heading for the Fire Extinguisher section of the store. The woman manning the extinguishers looked to barely be out of high school, smoking a cigarette while on work through a small hole in the white mask she was wearing.
"Uh... excuse me..." Vinnce began, seeing the nametag on her bizarrely large breasts said "Jane
His pondering was cut short by the sound of a sledgehammer scraping against the floor. Vinnce turned to see a familiar face in a black suit, wielding a bloody sledge and wearing a yellow foam ball in on his head...
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Triple H, breathing hard through his elephantine nose, stared Vinnce12 down and uttered a simply sentence. "In my opinion, books are no place for Walmart!" he then proceeded to grab Vinnce and hit him with a Pedigree, taking the cat food and walking out.
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