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This is a story about something that really happened to me a couple months ago. What happened to me traumatized me and I still have nightmares about it to this day.

 

 

"Did somebody say 'When is Wario going come?'" I heard a distant raspy voice call. It was Wario. "Well I'll tell ya', it won't be for a long time until I come!" He said.

All the sudden, Wario showed up from nowhere shirtless and wearing a cowboy hat. He shot Birdo in the face with a revolver. Blood and chunks of Birdo's fleshy pink brain splattered all over the floor and my clothes.

 

After that incident I filed a lawsuit against HTC for making a machine that caused me trauma. They say that I'm exaggerating and that they're not responsible for any games other people make for their product, but I think that's a load of bullshit.

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