We Are Number One but it's a crappypasta

Jeff: Are you a real pasta?

Sonic.EXE: Well, uh, technically, uh, nah.

Jeff: Have you ever killed a person for no reason, like a real 1-Dimational character.

Sonic.EXE: Nah.

Clockwork shakes head.

Jeff: Well have you ever gone insane for no reason.

Sonic.EXE: Nah Naaaah

Jeff: Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be killers!

Jeff plays a broken saxophone in reverse.

HEY!

WE ARE PHYCO KILLERS!

Jeff: Now kill a random person that did nothing to you for no reason.

Sonic.EXE, Clockwork, and The Beast Version of our Mascot look at Jeff.

HERE'S A LITTLE LESSON IN JEFF-ER-Y

THIS WILL BE GET US FANGIRLS ON THE WIKI.

IF YOU WANNA BE A KILLER NUMBER ONE,

YOU HALF TO FACE ANOTHER PASTAS UNTIL YOUR HYPE IS DONE.

JUST RIP OFF MY STORY

AND KILL AROUND

BE CAREFuL NOT TO CHECK YOUR GRAMMAR

The Beast Version of our Mascot puts down a knife.

Jeff: No, don't do that.

WE ARE PHYCO KILLERS

HEY

WE ARE PHYCO KILLERS

Kefka laugh.

NOW LOOK AT THIS SALTY RESPONSE TO CRICISM

THAT I JUST WROTE.

WHEN I DO SOMETHING THAT MAKES NO LOGICAL SENSE

BE READY TO POST

POST IT MAKING HIM LOOK BAD, NOT ME!

UGH, LET'S REUPLOAD THE STORY.

NOW READ, AND GET DUMBER, HERE'S THE PLOT.

THEY'LL GET GORED AND DIE WITH THIS KITCHEN KNIFE!

Other Kefka Laugh.The pastas decide to use a gun.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!

HA-HA-HA-HAHAHA-HA-HA. HA-HA-HAHA-HA-HA-HA-

WE ARE PHYCO KILLERS.

HA-HA-HA-HAHAHA-HA-HA. HA-HA-HAHA-HA-HA-HA-

Jeff: BADLY WRITEN PHYCO KILLERS!

HA-HA-HA-HAHAHA-HA-HA. HA-HA-HAHA-HA-HA-HA-

WE ARE PHYCO KILLERS

HEY!

HA-HA-HA-HAHAHA-HA-HA. HA-HA-HAHA-HA-HA-HA-

WE ARE PHYCO KILLERS

We are phyco killers.

HEY!